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07-21-2010, 08:59 AM | #90003 |
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07-21-2010, 09:02 AM | #90007 |
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kev if u want a white woman ask Jerry he lives in long island. I live with the Puerto Ricans and Dominicans lol
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07-21-2010, 09:14 AM | #90008 |
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So a guy and his wife are having breakfast when the wife turns and says:
"honey I had a weird dream last night, I dreamt I was at an auction bidding on c0cks. The thick ones were going for $1000, and the really long ones were going for $2000." So the husband says "really? And what were the ones like MINE going for??" She replied "oh they were giving those away for free..." The husband then says "really? Well that's funny because I HAD a dream last night they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty trimmed ones were going for $1000, and the bald tight ones were going for $2000" The wife then asks "really??? And what was MINE going for??" The husband then replies "that's where they HELD the auction..."
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07-21-2010, 09:17 AM | #90010 |
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LOL my fiancé is Dominican. They're better. But umm she's taken so u can't have her
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07-21-2010, 09:20 AM | #90012 |
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bro.. those little kids were such homos hahahaa... he didnt give it up cuz hes a bitch
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07-21-2010, 09:22 AM | #90013 |
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Too late! Engagement party is this July 31st and we're giving out "save the dates" for our wedding next June 4th. We getting married in Punta Cana Dominican Republic on the beach at a 5 star resort called "Excellence".
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LOL get on that Jerry! I'd post a pic of my fiancé in a bikini but I don't think she'd appreciate it
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hmm i gotta check this place out on the web. How much is it for 2 to go there? The wifey and I are thinking about Aruba in November-ish |
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07-21-2010, 09:41 AM | #90019 |
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Matt the place looks awesome and so far our guests are gonna pay $750 each (or $1500 for a couple), including flight, all inclusive, from Thursday to Sunday. Google "Excellence Punta Cana". It's beautiful.
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Sup guys. Damn ppl in new York smell bad. Specially Indians
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congrats!! Let's hope you don't catch a hurricane!! Btw around this time some times it rains alot! Like it is right now. Mad downpours everyday!
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That pic is photochoped! How da fuck can you be taller than them
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!!!!!! Holly fuck Sal is a midget too? What are the fucking oods?!!!!
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