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      01-24-2025, 09:00 AM   #8999
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To set the record straight, I’m bald, not receding.

First time I’ve been on Facebook in what feels like a decade to sell an inherited car at Blue Book value with a line of folks trying to buy, I wake up to this…



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"The car was manufactured in times when quality still mattered and good parents used to raise their children with moral values such as respect and courtesy."
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To set the record straight, I’m bald, not receding.

First time I’ve been on Facebook in what feels like a decade to sell an inherited car at Blue Book value with a line of folks trying to buy, I wake up to this…

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Ask him what he means by saying you'll need to receeding hairline. Also ask him if he meant recceding.
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I started to type back early this morning to have some fun, but realized "I ain't got time for this." That's when I took the screen shot and then blocked the guy.

Curious what a life is like where you send a random stranger insulting messages at 5:30am...
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I started to type back early this morning to have some fun, but realized "I ain't got time for this." That's when I took the screen shot and then blocked the guy.

Curious what a life is like where you send a random stranger insulting messages at 5:30am...
It's keyboard courage from those that never interact face to face with people and don't know what it's like to get punched in the face for saying shit like that to someone in person. He probably sent that from his mother's basement.
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I started to type back early this morning to have some fun, but realized "I ain't got time for this." That's when I took the screen shot and then blocked the guy.

Curious what a life is like where you send a random stranger insulting messages at 5:30am...
I wonder what he thinks a fair number would be? Could always ask him - if its super low, follow the old joke about telling him to meet you soon, give him the address of your local comedy club, and when he arrives, tell him to go inside and tell his jokes onstage.
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I started to type back early this morning to have some fun, but realized "I ain't got time for this." That's when I took the screen shot and then blocked the guy.

Curious what a life is like where you send a random stranger insulting messages at 5:30am...
Something like this.
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To set the record straight, I’m bald, not receding.

First time I’ve been on Facebook in what feels like a decade to sell an inherited car at Blue Book value with a line of folks trying to buy, I wake up to this…

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And it just sold

Maybe I can use the money on some hair plugs…

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Playback speed at maximum (2x) will do:

Several additional ones pointed out in the video comments + stereotyping mistakes.

Anyways, the calendar started like 2025: WTF.
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Why is a library under the sink with no P trap/drain?
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No smart phones in anyone's hands.....
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Using a floor buffer on a throw rug
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Person in chair wearing boot and sandal
No smart phones in anyone's hands.....
Cabinet handles inside the cabinets
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Fridge has lock and key
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Cabinet handles inside the cabinets
Chair doesn’t have all of its legs
Fridge has lock and key
Sink and books can’t coexist
Outside door frame doesn’t have door hardware
No power cord for floor cleaner (?)
The door and window moldings don't match

The world's shallowest sink

When did you ever see someone smiling while doing housework?
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Smiling, funny! The one jean cuff is turned up the other isn't
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