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      08-12-2010, 09:31 AM   #94843
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i cant take my life anymore
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so uh what should i do to solve this issue? im wanna get all the wrinkles away
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      08-12-2010, 09:32 AM   #94845
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like jerry said, botox, bee stings, icy hot, buffalo sauce your lips aka dick pillows
hahahahahahahaha i knew i saw you staring at my lips
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hahahahahahahaha i knew i saw you staring at my lips
i didnt hide the fact, i was licking my lips and rubbing my genitals, i figure that woulda raised a flag or two
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      08-12-2010, 09:33 AM   #94849
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i didnt hide the fact, i was licking my lips and rubbing my genitals, i figure that woulda raised a flag or two
no flags ever raised for you

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THERE SHE IS.. MY GIRL!



The thought of this makes me want put a wash cloth in warm garlic butter, than slap it onto my balls and have a pigeon lick it off.
haHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck me holly shit
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      08-12-2010, 09:35 AM   #94851
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THERE SHE IS.. MY GIRL!



The thought of this makes me want put a wash cloth in warm garlic butter, than slap it onto my balls and have a pigeon lick it off.
your mother loves when my balls smell like a whopper
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THERE SHE IS.. MY GIRL!



The thought of this makes me want put a wash cloth in warm garlic butter, than slap it onto my balls and have a pigeon lick it off.
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no flags ever raised for you



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MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!!

no really you just made me laugh in front of the whole class
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your mother paid for our vacation trip with her mouth
i think we should take a vacation together guys
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      08-12-2010, 09:38 AM   #94857
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i have no idea where that random quote came from.. must be from posting with kevin, i need to step up my game and give a few "WTF moments"
hahahahaha yeah dude, i enjoyed that one very much!

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sausage party??
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      08-12-2010, 09:39 AM   #94860
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sausage party??
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hahahahaha yeah dude, i enjoyed that one very much!



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