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      08-24-2010, 04:12 PM   #96625
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wowowowow no implants no party and nick i never got a text
You sir are no fun, no fuuuuuuuun at all! I think you would be mighty attractive with some hooters! Kevin will certainly agree!
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share with me your tears mimsy so that i may recieve protection from new jersey michelle looking slut whores
but slut whores are good though..........


"i have to admit something... you were my first"

"awww isnt that adorable, you were my.. let me see two thousand and something"

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I HAVE JUST FELL OFF MY STOOL ONTO THE GRASS WHICH HAS TICKLED MY NUTS ITO LEPRACAHUN LIKE LAUGHTER, WHCIH ACCIDENTALL YMADE ME SHART OUT A CLINKER DINKER BERRY OR TTHREE
Do I need to text you back? HHHHHAAAAHHHHHAA!!!!!!
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but slut whores are good though..........


"i have to admit something... you were my first"

"awww isnt that adorable, you were my.. let me see two thousand and something"

:rolls over: "i shouldve worn a condom!" :scratches ithcy dick:
fixed!
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wowowowow no implants no party and nick i never got a text
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i've only had sex with 13 girls, about 70 times total.. FML for remember this
So most girls diminish the amount of times they had sex by 2, most men exaggerate by 3 so take 70 divided by 3 you get 23.333333333, I would say the .33333333333 is the hampster you had in the 6th grade that ended up in your urethra and the the other 23 were prolly alone time spent staring at your sisters firneds that she had over all while looking thru a make shift peephole that you carved outa your door that was placed by the hot water heater pipin gin your living room, that was near your head as you slept onthe couch for 15 years!

EDIT: I just caught my breath from all of that!
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no.. you most certainly dont bc i cant hold my phone for the life of me
Hands too small? :happy anim:
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i have nothing to say to this
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WHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAH!!!!! MAKE IT STOP IT HUSRTS < MY NISIS MANISSS ANTC TPYOE DOOPE!
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but slut whores are good though..........


"i have to admit something... you were my first"

"awww isnt that adorable, you were my.. let me see two thousand and something"

:rolls over: "i shouldve worn a condom!" :scratches itcy dick:
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fixed!
what the fuck did you change????
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stop being so immature Jerry, GOSH!
Where did my Marbles go? I was kidding Marbles, Jerry mad eme do it!
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what the fuck did you change????
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH it was so minor hahahahha itcy = itchy! hahahah
You are in my thoughts, and prayers, and I want you to knwo youououoouuur my herrrrrrro!
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i was just WONDERINg the same fawlkingignginsg thing!!
SHUT IT SUCKA! FOR I SNAP A TACK ON YO BUTTOCKS!
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you know how they talked about that eagle in the song? well.. nick ate it
YOU R AN ASSHOLE TO MARBLES, I HOPE HE EATS YOU! HAHAHAH
Wait what eagle?
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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAH it was so minor hahahahha itcy = itchy! hahahah
You are in my thoughts, and prayers, and I want you to knwo youououoouuur my herrrrrrro!
u didnt even edit that though... at least i didnt think...

what movie is that from btw.. .my quote
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SOMETHIGN BIT ME!
NEOFLEX NEOFLEX NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEx
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SOMETHIGN BIT ME!
THEY SHOT ME!!
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u didnt even edit that though... at least i didnt think...

what movie is that from btw.. .my quote


fack u
YOU ASSHOLE I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN FRONT OF MY BOSS SESRS! HE IS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOINF!!!!! hjahhahahahhahah
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on the note of biting, shooting, flashing, neoflexing, spitting peanuts, as well as rev stealing jared's straightness.. im outa here.. Peace ya'll
scared you didnt i bessss get out for I put you out!
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I gotta go too, I have some work I need to get done before I leave.
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on the note of biting, shooting, flashing, neoflexing, spitting peanuts, as well as rev stealing jared's straightness.. im outa here.. Peace ya'll
son of a bitch im at work later than u today

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YOU ASSHOLE I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN FRONT OF MY BOSS SESRS! HE IS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOINF!!!!! hjahhahahahhahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAH oops
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son of a bitch im at work later than u today



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAH oops
Wow kinda dead in here last night!
Good morning guys
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