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      09-07-2010, 09:47 AM   #97593
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Ohhhhhhj snap he said Jerry ordered juice at the diner and it came in the form of a pill ohhhhhhj dissssssss
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Ohhhhh snap he said yo momma so fat when she went out shopping the threw a net on her, shot a dart in her neck and dragged her big ass back to the zoo OHHHHHHJ SNAPPPP
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oh shit!! he said his mama is playing wit some balls. DISSED!
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Ohhhhh Snap!! He said yo momma so fat when she took a shit there was corn on the COB in it ohhhhhhhh DISSEEEDDDDDDDDDD
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Oooooooohhhhhhhh he said she said ooohhhh disssed!!!
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u got that attache in to help keep up? ahhah mother fuckaaaaaa



OH SHIT HE SAID YO MOMA WAS SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A MOTHER FUCKA SPOON TO DA SUPER BOWL!! OH DISSED DAMN! SHAMWOW!
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Ohhhhhhhhh SNAPPPP He said yo momma so fat she broke her leg and turkey gravy poured out ohhhhhhhhhhh Diiiissssedddddd
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Ohhhhhhhh snap Dan he said u so white u jog in the snow ohhhhhhhh DISSSSSSSS HE SAID YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE STUCK HER HEAD OUT THE WINDOW AND STRETCHED OUT HER HOUSE OHHHHHHHHHHHHJ DAMNNNNNN
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Yo momma so fat she went for a swim in the ocean and whales started singing "we are familllyy"
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then your people came after them with harpoons and started scraeming.. FUCK A YOUUU WHALE!!!!!
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Ohhhhhh snap he said yo momma so fat she look like a mothafuckin PANDA BEAR yo OHHHHHHJJ DISSSSSSSSS
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OMG OMGOGMOGMOGOOGOMGOMG its too fucking early

hahahahahaha fuck hahahahahahahahhahaaa
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two words.. ONE MONITOR

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all three....... i cant fucking take it hahahahah thank god my boss is off all week hahahahha
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now listen to ur VM so u can mess up your co-workers monitors as well LOL
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Ohhhhhhjjhhhh he said yo momma so stupid when she's finnished using the computer, there's WHITE-OUT on the mothafuckin SCREEN oHHhHHhjjh SNAPPPPPP!!
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ohhhh snap.. he said yo moma's so fat, she backs up and beeps like kevin's pick up trucks.. DISSED!
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i'm ready to donate you $20 to get a BJ at billy dean's that doesn't exist
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Ohhhhhh He Said Listen To Your Vm Because U Miss Hearing His Voiceee Ohhhhhhjj Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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ohhhh!!! he said too feed ur skinny ass some of nick's left overs bc ur rims weigh more than you.. DISSSSEDD!


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Ohhhhhh Snap Panda Said Stop Crackin Jokes Because His Special Ed Teacher Is Givin Him Funnier Looks Then Usual Ohhhhhh Snapppppp Dissssssssseddddd
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i quit
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Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ssssssssnnnnaaaaaaaapppppppp diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssseeeeeeddddddddd!!! !!!


























Make it stop!!!!!!





































Oooooooohhhhhhh. Ssssssnnnnnaaaaaaaaapppppp dissssssseeedd!!!!!


















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Oooooohhh!!!
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now listen to ur VM so u can mess up your co-workers monitors as well LOL
i cant right now CEO's from UK are here

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Ohhhhhhjjhhhh he said yo momma so stupid when she's finnished using the computer, there's WHITE-OUT on the mothafuckin SCREEN oHHhHHhjjh SNAPPPPPP!!
THAT AINT WHITE OUT SUCKA!!!! OHHHHHHH DISSSSED!!!

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ohhhh snap.. he said yo moma's so fat, she backs up and beeps like kevin's pick up trucks.. DISSED!
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they got guy strippers at billy deans?? you know thats how he rolls right?
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how you doing man?? whats good when we chillin

and nice set up panda like i set up jb that one time

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we good Friday bro?
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come out thursday i think hooters all you can eat pussy oops i mean wings
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No go on thursday...thats Ceasers Bay meet and i have work next day bro....
friday nite kid...we'll get sally out!
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im good..just sipping on them Cervesa and downing some ChichaROOOOON!!!
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friday nite kid...we'll get sally out!
whose sally?? asl??
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