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      09-29-2010, 10:57 AM   #99815
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i cant pull up customers accounts, no way im taking calls
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fucking phones went down yesterday... friday the internet went out... office went out on wednesday of last week... new IT manager sucks... i could probably get ASL a job for 150k a year hahah
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woot woot, early day for Jerry, now oyu can go tug dick at least two more times today than your usual 4 by bedtime! Just dont use all your Mom's lotion and kleenexs she may turn the breaker off on yo ass while watching whatever gay site you watch these days.
............ is that bad to jerk it 4 times by bedtime??
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      09-29-2010, 11:00 AM   #99818
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JESUS H CHRIST!
i know... i wish i did IT networking... fucking IT tech support guys make 80k here
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      09-29-2010, 11:02 AM   #99819
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............ is that bad to jerk it 4 times by bedtime??
Its not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off because its YOUR dog!.... get it? It's your dog!!!
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Its not cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off because its YOUR dog!.... get it? It's your dog!!!
your a ratard
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      09-29-2010, 11:06 AM   #99821
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your a ratard
why it is better than a cat, they have scaly tongues! Kinda hurts!
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why it is better than a cat, they have scaly tongues! Kinda hurts!
i dont have cats so i wouldnt know...... what about sheep? how are their tongues??
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i dont have cats so i wouldnt know...... what about sheep? how are their tongues??
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jerry what about the bearded lady in the circus you are in??
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i have no idea what the fuck u just said to me
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      09-29-2010, 11:29 AM   #99826
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HHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA~!!~!~!@~!JAJAJAJAJ BITCHES!!!
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haha dude... u ride the mower until you finish the whole yard and then BANG your done!!!! so fucking hard!!!



can i post whore while i do it?
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      09-29-2010, 12:14 PM   #99828
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can i post whore while i do it?
sure 3g laptop or smart phone
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............ is that bad to jerk it 4 times by bedtime??
never had a problem.... just very tired all the time
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i has phone
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never had a problem.... just very tired all the time
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i got sometin cumin 4 u nick!!
is it your dick???
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hes still waiting for a girl to tell him that
hahah righttttttttttt thats not what aurora said last night when she was sitting on my face
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hes still waiting for a girl to tell him that
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bell yroll:bell yroll:bell yroll
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