[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

like u would know..............

BLAZANGGGGGGG!!!!!! OUCHYYYY!!!!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Thats right biotch, dont turn your back for a minute, I'll bite yo ass!

gross man... its got more hair then chewbacca

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by KyLu II

Trust me when I say that Jerry don't need none of us to have a Conv in this thread!

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

BLAZANGGGGGGG!!!!!! OUCHYYYY!!!!

whatd i say?

[KyLu II]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

in ur thread??? without us you are no one.......

Without us he's 3 totaly diffrent people!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

whatd i say?

you said he has never even been in the same neighborhood of her private parts, so how the hell would he know what it smells like, I saw it, and yes you did say it, so dont you deny it!!!

[KyLu II]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

actually when she was giving me at dance at my house the toher day, she like literaalyl sat on my face and i almost thought i was gonna die.. oh well

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

actually when she was giving me at dance at my house the toher day, she like literaalyl sat on my face and i almost thought i was gonna die.. oh well

u fucking fail........ i wouldve grabbed her ass and licked her box until she wanted my dick in it.... you gotta grow some balls and take some initiative

Originally Posted by KyLu II

Without us he's 3 totaly diffrent people!

thanks captain obvious

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

LMFAO!! nick if u dont believe me, go to chat thread 2/3 and see the late night convos between

Me, Craig, Lou, (larry and Kumar before Lamar)

stfu i know im not a ratard like u........

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

you said he has never even been in the same neighborhood of her private parts, so how the hell would he know what it smells like, I saw it, and yes you did say it, so dont you deny it!!!

but... but... i dont say much

[KyLu II]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I JUST FUCKING PISSED MYSELF.. ITS TOO EARLY!! THERE GOES MY HUGE WIDE FAT AND BLACK DELL MONITOR!

Lmaooooo I can't take this shit another day!!! Plz Jerry noooooooo don't do eet!!

[KyLu II]

what?

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

u fucking fail........ i wouldve grabbed her ass and licked her box until she wanted my dick in it.... you gotta grow some balls and take some initiative



thanks captain obvious



stfu i know im not a ratard like u........



but... but... i dont say much

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by KyLu II

what?

what are u confused about??? do i need to translate in espanol???

[LeMans335xiE90]

i just shit myself...... was checking out boosted's part out thread and went to see if he had any cosmetic mods on his e90--- found this in his visitor messages

CmeNoMore
Times at the track don't mean shit, its a fake reality. Take it to the streets where you get props. I have JB3 1.4 (with beta board, running map 12 on MS109), 3" catless DPs, CP-E full catless exhaust, Spearco FMIC, BMS DCI, 20 lb rims, Gforce KDW 2's, dropped on eibach ProKit for better launch and aero dynamics.........people know me as Kyle, but i get banned everytime i join this shit hole of a site.........

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bro if only she was like that i would of, problem is there's no getting beyond kissing wit this one unless ur dating her for months, that's the bitches mentality even though she broke out from it once, i had NOO idea wtf that was about.. she admitted she wanted me, then days after that it was like tha tconversation i had for her wit 3 hours bout ur sex lives didnt happen

bro... i get it just take initiative though... do u get boners when she gives u lap dances and shit? fuck man just wear boxers with a hole... pop it out and let her sit on it... she might grab it and run with it or she might turn and slap you... only 1 way to find out

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

LMFAO!!!!!!! tahts him, cept he sold all his mosd

literally fucking dying right now hahah

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I JUST FUCKING PISSED MYSELF.. ITS TOO EARLY!! THERE GOES MY HUGE WIDE FAT AND BLACK DELL MONITOR!

So it's NOT a myth????

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

of course, and she prolly notices too.. i just need her ass drunk and doing it, then ill grab her

do it every time she with you... again whats the worst that happens? she gets pissed at u and stops talking (venting) to you?? lot more + can come from it then -.... just do something with her!!!

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Jerry u should of told her "oh I've made moves alright, every time we dance and ur stank ass gets all sweaty, I make moves towered the exit beotch!"

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Oh and GOOD MORNING

[Alpine Whiteboy]

If u were a dick at ALL you woulda stuck yourself inside her already..

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i remember at one point in that convo she was like "how come on the dance floor u never grabbed me and made a move".. somethign tells me unless she's drunk, she wants the guy to make the move but she never gives clear signs for that, that or im blind

bro... im gonna fucking kill you.. what is this? ACE OF BASE??? I SAW THE SIGNNNNNNNNNNNN??

NO.. just make a fucking move... text her and tell her ur taking her to mcdonalds for dinner and then shes sleeping over and make a fucking move... NOW

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

her or someone, i got three weeks LOL

facepalm

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Oh and GOOD MORNING

morning there

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

If u were a dick at ALL you woulda stuck yourself inside her already..

[Alpine Whiteboy]

Look I've been with strippers before, take her out to eat, preferably someplace cheap, tell her she has to pay, then when she asks why your not paying, u look her in the eye and say "because I don't pay for pussy in any way shape or form, that's why we went to a cheap place to eat bitch I'm doing YOU a favor" then she's gonna look shocked, and it's gonna get silent, then u get up and say "let's get the fck outta here already so I can pound that ass" and BINGO it's all good....

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Alpine Whiteboy

Look I've been with strippers before, take her out to eat, preferably someplace cheap, tell her she has to pay, then when she asks why your not paying, u look her in the eye and say "because I don't pay for pussy in any way shape or form, that's why we went to a cheap place to eat bitch I'm doing YOU a favor" then she's gonna look shocked, and it's gonna get silent, then u get up and say "let's get the fck outta here already so I can pound that ass" and BINGO it's all good....

doubt that would get jerry anywhere

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

for real though just make a move!!!

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

what?

+1