[JeM9]

Originally Posted by Billup

I found the drunk tread. Is it tread or thread?

Idk. Either way, its fucking dumb. I saw the eclipse the other day..., that was pretty normal feeling. I thought I should feel exuberance, but it didn't happen. What is an eclipse all about then? A groundhog seeing a shadow? Helen Keller regaining sight? Lionel Richie not having jungle fever?

What is our destiny you ask? Destiny is YOU.... IT IS you.

Ahahaha it's "thread"

[Revartr]

Okay. I am HAMMERED. Almost an entire fifth of Smirnoff and some Taco Bell later, I'm feeling pretty great. Somebody talk to me. @Billup where you at?!?

[gtron]

i had to eat a submarine sandwich.

[Revartr]

I just woke up. Going to an auction this morning. Christ.

[JeM9]

Cheers!

[2011CrazE89]

Ohh you're not gonna believe this one!



So there I was

[Billup]

I made it to the tread guys. I'm here. Nobody worry...,


It's been a good day. Made my ex happy and pissed all in one, and then there were these other nice ladies I started to talk to, so..., alls well that ends well. Didn't have any bacon today, little disappointed. Ummm..., just kinda sitting here...., thinkin..., thinkin bout life. Have you ever wondered about the paranormal? Has anyone else had a paranormal experience?

So look, true story right. Listen. Right here. Trow (sp?) bridge back in South East MI. Cult jumped off in front of a train right. So we go, park, don't see shit. Go down to the train tracks and I thought I saw something. Fuckin shit you're right I did. Two bums. Started yelling at us right. So we go up the hill, about a 30° angle fuckin hill right. Walking up and I felt a hand on my shoulder, but I was in back. Thought it was the bum. Bums can't run up hills, its a proven fuckin fact. Alcohol fucks up their joints and shit. So I'm freaked because I felt a hand on my shoulder, so I run up the fuckin hill right. We get to the top and get back in the car, and I had three long scratch marks up my forearm. So we all freak out and head back to my buddies house, and when we get there the marks were gone....

true fuckin story mates.

Found a link so pardon my edit; Also it wasn't a cult, just depressed kids I guess;
http://www.strangeusa.com/Viewlocation.aspx?id=5136

[NEFARIOUS]

This is the most EPIC drunk thing to do! Meanwhile, my E90 still hasn't even been broken in... And I'm not drunk yet.

http://www.newser.com/story/196954/c...n-cop-car.html

[808@702]

Duz any1 no if it z possble tu golf when not . I tink deez PGA playas ar all buzzed when play. I try to golf this mornin after two cups o joe and I wuz shankin everything. After a couple bloody Mary's it was strait downee the midjle. I have a headack.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by 808@702

Duz any1 no if it z possble tu golf when not . I tink deez PGA playas ar all buzzed when play. I try to golf this mornin after two cups o joe and I wuz shankin everything. After a couple bloody Mary's it was strait downee the midjle. I have a headack.

Must have minimum of 6 beers on the course for me or else I'm not playing.

[Revartr]

I am drunk. Where is everybody?

[NEFARIOUS]

Just downed 2 bottles of Warsteiner... Monty Python's Life of Brian is the most hilarious movie I've seen in a while.

[Billup]

The Eaton plant is hosting a golf outing on the 27th. Free beers, no work, good looking beer cart girls. Last year was a hoot. Plastered by the 2nd tee box.


I like to set a good example for my company.

[954Stealth]

Originally Posted by Billup

The Eaton plant is hosting a golf outing on the 27th. Free beers, no work, good looking beer cart girls. Last year was a hoot. Plastered by the 2nd tee box.


I like to set a good example for my company.

Sounds like fun. Take photos for us!

[954Stealth]

I am posting here because the title told me so.

Those things that come over the other stuff was like ok and then you know what? I want a piece of cheese.

edit:

I'm not having cheese because the cheese I have is stupid. And so was that jackass on Jeopardy tonight. He was probably smart but he looked like a stupid douche. If I had some bacon, I might wrap the cheese around the bacon.

But I have not bacon and so I type here to the world, alone, baconless, a faceless poster on the world wide web of solitude and despair and people who need to increase their cholesterol.

I no longer want cheese. I want bacon.

[UncleWede]

Cheese-flavored bacon?

For cheese just off the block, I dig the Manchego from Costco.
Trader Joes has a cheese like Manchego, but it's soaked in red wine for a while. Munchable!!!

[Billup]

Bet noone is here but me tonight.


Post some emoji's.


Bacon.


My old man is coming down from MI on Saturday, and I know he is going to drink every bottle of Cab I have here, even if I hide it. SHIT.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Billup

Bet noone is here but me tonight.


Post some emoji's.


Bacon.


My old man is coming down from MI on Saturday, and I know he is going to drink every bottle of Cab I have here, even if I hide it. SHIT.

Solution: YOU drink EVERY bottle of Cab you have tonight. Then there is nothing to hide, and the forums will be an interesting place to visit in the morning.

[Revartr]

Bruh, I've got some Pizza Hut with bacon on it if that counts. I'm drunk. Thank you, gin.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Solution: YOU drink EVERY bottle of Cab you have tonight. Then there is nothing to hide, and the forums will be an interesting place to visit in the morning.

Pffffttt, if I did that, I wouldn't make it to the computer. It's already taking every ounce of envery to post here as it is.


Besides I have stuffs to do. Like send work emails and shit.

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by Billup

Pffffttt, if I did that, I wouldn't make it to the computer. It's already taking every ounce of envery to post here as it is.


Besides I have stuffs to do. Like send work emails and shit.

Work is boring. Drink and be fun instead.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Revartr

Work is boring. Drink and be fun instead.

I'm doing both. If I pretend to be professional, I feel superior. MY SUPERIORNESS IS BEYOND THEIR COMPREHENSION. THEY THINK IM SOBER, HA, HUMBUG. I PLAYED A FOOL ON YOU, SIR.