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      10-26-2010, 10:52 AM   #102631
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I think you're
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I don't think
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and I don't think
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All of this right here?
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40 year old virgin!!
thankyou, now can you please smack my son for not knowing where that is from
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thankyou, now can you please smack my son for not knowing where that is from
anything for you
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YOU'RE A FUCKING JACKASS!!!! NOT A COW!!!! SHUT UP MIMSY!!!
st fu before I get rach to sodomize you with a broomstick
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st fu before I get rach to sodomize you with a broomstick
can i get in on this
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u shut he fuck up before i hire a canadian stirpper to take ur virginty away
well i'm not a virgin, but if you're paying for it, I guess I will put myself in that category just for you
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u shut he fuck up before i hire a canadian stirpper to take ur virginty away
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can i get in on this
ITS FUCKING TOO EAR....

NOOO ITS TOO LAAAA

ITS PERFET
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ITS FUCKING TOO EAR....

NOOO ITS TOO LAAAA

ITS PERFET
hey nick do you prefer 4 wheel drive or is it not an issue
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no kevin you just got laid last night by Jerry'S MOM.
i'm like the energizer bunny, i keep going and going and going
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hey nick do you prefer 4 wheel drive or is it not an issue
yea 4x4 please i see that 4x2 are 1/2 the price but gonna do a lot of driving in the snow / off road maybe
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GOMGMOGMOGOMOG



ELS!?
except that wasnt what i was talking about hahah

and els???
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yea 4x4 please i see that 4x2 are 1/2 the price but gonna do a lot of driving in the snow / off road maybe
offroad huh? i'm down for that, but you can't hang with my truck
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Extremely Large Sewage
extra large scrotum?

extra long schlong?

extremely little son?
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makes it easier for me to work under daddy's car
you can practically walk under my truck
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Regarding being under a truck.... you made me think of one word...



LIFTS
so nasty
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Regarding being under a truck.... you made me think of one word...



LIFTS
ALPINE WHITE VINTAGE "REAL LIFTS!" FTMFW!!!!!
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offroad huh? i'm down for that, but you can't hang with my truck
hahahah so what... want to fight about it?

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