[wtwo3]

Let's settle this the good old fashioned way.

Someone get a ruler

[shoei]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

Let's settle this the good old fashioned way.

Someone get a ruler

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?

Originally Posted by wtwo3

Let's settle this the good old fashioned way.

Someone get a ruler

Fuck the ruler, I'm about to get a fucking flamethrower. The cringe level is WAY too high first thing in the morning. I don't know how some people hit the submit button after writing what they wrote. Some of us need a spotter or something before we're allowed to post.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?

I missed it. What was it. Did I say it?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by wtwo3

Let's settle this the good old fashioned way.

Someone get a ruler

I gotta couple revolvers!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Prefer a flight suit

Do I have to wear the silly hat too?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

No, just the helmet and oxygen mask

Oh that’s kinky! Let me go rent that stuff.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Oh that’s kinky! Let me go rent that stuff.

Just join the Navy. You'll get it free.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Just join the Navy. You'll get it free.

I think I’m to old now. Well, I was gonna rent that stuff and wear it when we go horse back riding. But, if that’s the way you wanna be, forget it. 🤣

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Got you! But, obviously there has to be something to back up a pair of pants, or the evening would have ended poorly. I guess both of us should be lucky to be successful.

Not disregarding that at all. And agreed.

I consider myself very fortunate. I've learned that you don't have to look like a Greek statue. You only have to be clean, quick on your toes and witty. It also helps when person has been trained to read people. Body language, tone of voice, facial expressions, etc. All good things to learn how to read.

Originally Posted by shoei

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Dude....love Community....and Glover/Gambino

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Did I just read a dick reference, from a grown man?

You prefer it from an elderly lady?

[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I have a date tonight. I met this really hot Latin lady, with a beautiful rack at Costco today. I was wearing some Fjallraven Keb mountaineering pants. She walked by me and said, “I really like your pants.” Now, it’s amazing all the naughty things that run through your mind, in just like a split second. Instead of saying something stupid, I just said. “Thanks, what’s your name”? We talked a little bit, she text me her number and we’ve been texting all day. We decided to meet for dinner at Stonehaus, one of my favorite places. During our text conversations, she asked if I was taking her home after dinner. I said, “no, I’m taking you over to my office, just down the street. There’s a hidden room, that only I know about, behind the whiskey cabinet.” She said, “that sounds like fun!” So, I got a good seat and I’m waiting for her to arrive!

this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?

You know when you go to the zoo? They tell you not to feed the animals?

Stop encouraging this behavior!!!

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

So you just go ahead and judge, before you even know what you're judging? I get a lot of compliments when I wear these pants. I've never gotten compliments wearing anything else. And well, last night went as planned. So, let me ask you, when's the last time you had that kind of carnal success, because of a pair of pants you were wearing? If you have an athletic body, these pants look damn good. They even make me feel sexy! Let's ask Sara. Sara, what do you think?

Are they assless?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Are they assless?

Bravo!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

this story is incomplete
what happen?
did she show up?
did she ghost you?
or threw a drink at u?

Everything went as planned.
Yes
No
No

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Not disregarding that at all. And agreed.

I consider myself very fortunate. I've learned that you don't have to look like a Greek statue. You only have to be clean, quick on your toes and witty. It also helps when person has been trained to read people. Body language, tone of voice, facial expressions, etc. All good things to learn how to read.



Dude....love Community....and Glover/Gambino



You prefer it from an elderly lady?

I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.

Ever been to Thailand?

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Ever been to Thailand?

The real question is, has RUDI?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

The real question is, has RUDI?

Thai military draft. For all males 18+. Males.

You're welcome.

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

It's a very cool spot, much better now than it used to be when it was Channelside. It's called Sparkman's Wharf now. Downtown Ybor City isn't as bad as it was a few years ago.

It's funny you mention Armature Works, one of my best friends is an EE and his office was in that building! It's a great spot, especially when the weather is nice.

You can't go wrong with hanging out in South Tampa either. Find a parking spot and go on foot, there are a million places to take someone. The last time I was there I saw a McLaren Senna street parked between two Camrys...

I bet you saw this guy.....(pic attached)
And you're right, Im so used to calling it Channelside I forget its Sparkmans Wharf.

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Fantastic! Definitely! I'm there a week to 10 days per month! I will add all of these to our exploratory list!

Please keep them coming!

Thanks!!

I will....theres a cool area called Hyde Park too. Few real good spots to eat around there and like an outdoor mall area.
Olivias
On Swann
Forbici
Meat Market

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

I’m going to NEED to understand what ladies you know, with tacit knowledge, have dicks.

I know of none! I was merely asking a question based off your non-agreeance with dick talk from a man.

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

The real question is, has RUDI?

Not that I am aware of. But then again, I am reminded often of things that I have no memory of.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I know of none! I was merely asking a question based off your non-agreeance with dick talk from a man.



Not that I am aware of. But then again, I am reminded often of things that I have no memory of.

You need to spend more time on the coasts with our resident members as I’m POSITIVE they know of said creatures.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Are they assless?

You sir, win the internet today. Congratulations!!

There is absolutely nothing that need be added to this. BRA-effing-VO!!