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      01-21-2006, 10:44 PM   #89
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She looks like a good sturdy Italian woman.
Hey, don't Italian woman have hairy....nevermind
Hairy?.......armpits? lips? (and no not that kind u dirty boys).. lol
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Are you inherently hair-free? More or less.
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      01-21-2006, 11:03 PM   #91
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Are you inherently hair-free? More or less.
Hey Shim, my friend is here and she saw your oranges and is cracking up.. She said she LOVES your oranges..
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Hey Shim, my friend is here and she saw your oranges and is cracking up.. She said she LOVES your oranges..
everyone does. Is she hot?
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      01-21-2006, 11:06 PM   #93
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everyone does. Is she hot?
Yes she is. She is a hottie lil vietnamese girl!
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Yes she is. She is a hottie lil vietnamese girl!
Is she related to Enroutte?
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      01-21-2006, 11:13 PM   #95
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Is she related to Enroutte?
No shes not.. well not that i know of hahah.. No..
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Yes she is. She is a hottie lil vietnamese girl!

LOL I knew she's got to be of asian-decent cus when i first saw those oranges I hella cracked up too. Those oranges look like asians to me...
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So, being off-topic in off-topic:
A lot of the girls that went to Italy for a summer trip in high school at my school were groped by Italian boys at dances and stuff. When the girls were separated, the guys spit on their shoes? WTF!?
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LOL I knew she's got to be of asian-decent cus when i first saw those oranges I hella cracked up too. Those oranges look like asians to me...
She said "why cause we have the same eyes?"
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Is she related to Enroutte?

LMAO I bet if you go into a mall and yell out "NGUYEN!!!" there will be at least 10 asian people answering...
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She said "why cause we have the same eyes?"
:rocks: look at those oranges. THeir eyes are hella chinky it's funny
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So, being off-topic in off-topic:
A lot of the girls that went to Italy for a summer trip in high school at my school were groped by Italian boys at dances and stuff. When the girls were separated, the guys spit on their shoes? WTF!?
Im going to italy for 5 weeks this summer. Im going with my cousin starting in Florence, then going to Milan, venice, pisa, rome, cinque terra, capri, and then goin to sicily for my cousins wedding.
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Well you see...I dated this Italian girl...Julie Gaudio...I could have flossed when I....well...were taste testing her....uh...how do I say this without grossing everyone out...boobs...there! I said it
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The racial satire is killing me.
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Well you see...I dated this Italian girl...Julie Gaudio...I could have flossed when I....well...were taste testing her....uh...how do I say this without grossing everyone out...boobs...there! I said it
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Well you see...I dated this Italian girl...Julie Gaudio...I could have flossed when I....well...were taste testing her....uh...how do I say this without grossing everyone out...boobs...there! I said it
Say what? That flew over my head
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For damn the bad luck of mine...she had hair around her nipples


And yes, I'm sure she was a chick

She was actually very pretty...but after that...what should I have done...ask her to shave it off?
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For damn the bad luck of mine...she had hair around her nipples


And yes, I'm sure she was a chick

She was actually very pretty...but after that...what should I have done...ask her to shave it off?
LMAO AREOLA HAIR FTL!
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ROFL That was no chick. That was a freaking gorilla.
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ROFL That was no chick. That was a freaking gorilla.
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hey RBBMWE46M3, is that YOU right there???
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