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10-13-2021, 08:06 AM | #11045 | |
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Chris Rock did a bit on Bigger and Blacker explaining that men lie the most but women tell the biggest lies. The bit ends with - Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative! That’s right. Who the biggest liars? Women the biggest liars. Look at you, all of you. You’re a fucking liar. You! You’re a liar! You’re all liars. All of you are fucking liars! Masters of the lie, the visual lie. Look at you. You got on heels, you ain’t that tall. You got on makeup, your face don’t look like that. You got a weave, your hair ain’t that long. You got a Wonderbra on, your titties ain’t that big. Everything about you is a lie, and you expect me to tell the truth? Fuck you! For some reason, this bit has stuck with me for 20 years now. |
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10-13-2021, 08:30 AM | #11046 |
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So my son (14 year old/HS freshman/the lil’ bastard that he is ) told my wife and I that a girl, who is a sophomore, thought he was hot. Not sure what she’s smoking but there’s someone for everyone right? Regardless, I guess they’ve been talking and yesterday evening he asked us if this girl and her junior friend (also female) can come over and pick him up and go out for a bit. I figured damn, at 14 I had zero game so I gave him the green light, told him have fun and be ‘safe’.
Came back less than two hours later and they just went to stores (have 360 on his phone) and had fun. We’re heading to the Carolinas for a long weekend this Friday morning as his fall break is from this Friday until the 24th. However, he asked if he can stay behind so he can potentially hang out with her. While I do want him to go just to get out of the house, we have taken him all over the place this year so far so I figured if a chick wants his attention, why not stay? He knows about the birds and the bees. I told him exactly like this: You see Peyton, there are birds and there are bees. Birds like to fly around and bees too. However, when the bird drops….. Ok never mind that lame explanation but he’s a smart kid. He’s taking sophomore classes and an engineering dual credit college course. So a weekend date is imminent. Regarding my cousin who’s been doing yoga on the beach, taking showers and having cooked meals at this girls condo, no new news.
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10-13-2021, 09:36 AM | #11047 |
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10-13-2021, 09:58 AM | #11048 | |
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10-13-2021, 12:10 PM | #11051 |
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You know what, I got asked by someone else here about exactly a picture with me into the flight suit
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10-13-2021, 02:11 PM | #11052 |
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10-13-2021, 03:10 PM | #11053 |
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So the final question for me, did you met him just by bumping into him and lets say hey, how about a drink e.g.?
Or did you met him via app and after a lucky swipe you'd determined that this is the golden goal, so to speak?
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10-13-2021, 04:58 PM | #11054 |
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Glad you made it and the Gulf Coast is safe now for other pilots again
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10-14-2021, 08:47 PM | #11057 |
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Not only weird, but in some states it’s illegal, if you lie to someone and have sexual relations with them. It’s a form of rape.
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So are you purporting that you've never lied to a woman once……not ever…..in an effort to get physical or keep her as an option? You've never lied about having a girlfriend, your intentions (…e.g…saying you wanted something serious when you truly just wanted to hook up), your profession, where you lived, your whereabouts [when she wanted to see you but you didn't want to see her], how many women you've slept with protected or unprotected, the last time you had sex, etc.?!?! If you've never ever told even a white lie to a woman in your entire life in an effort to achieve sex, you Sir, are a saint. You probably never speed either.
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10-15-2021, 03:27 AM | #11062 |
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Bad experiences - getting bombarded with messages, men getting aggressive if you haven't replied to them yet, men being horrible if you tell them nicely that you aren't interested, men lying about things
Good experiences- finding someone who likes the same niche thing as you do, clicking on dates, finding a relationship without having to go to bars and clubs to meet someone. I had two good relationships from online dating. But I met my current partner through work |
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10-15-2021, 03:40 AM | #11063 | |
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Maybe I come across as totally dull to the fairer sex. Maybe I am totally dull. But I'd always prefer to set low expectations and better them, than the other way around. P.S. Can you give an example of a lie that you've told to further your conquests? |
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