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      01-06-2011, 12:06 AM   #1123
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Fuck now posting is going to basically cease. It's like I'm in quicksand
called it...suggest she take a bubble bath and like idk get the stress out (code for masturbate I think)...give her some jager...could work just sayin
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is that a woman?
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thats where Mark went
No he's back in my closet securely tucked away in a treasure chest with a pink gag in his mouth.
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naked in your trunk....so angry
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Speaking of letting the stress out, time to reitre tonight. Talk with you guys later. Plan on playing some gt5 tomorrow night
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yea aka boner is jerking it to her being like "oh yea surfboard" he'll be back in 2
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Bone ain't that the bitch that posterized you at Lifetime on Monday?
that chick in the pic is a little younger I think
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k...can't take this anymore...f'n hurts...time for bed...i'm still laughing
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She looks hot on that board though
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Pic saved. That will resurface at a later date
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favre...you sending links to pics of tiny again?
Lol make sure your hard too. I don't know who in the fuck sends a pic of their limp dick folding over your thumb to impress a girl.
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