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      02-16-2011, 10:57 PM   #11551
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when is dis noah gonna play again? Its just his tumb. can't he shoot wit his udder hand? Johnny carr wudda played tru dat pain cuz he was a real player not some long hair freak wat can't figure out wat color he is. Must be cuz his dad was a goddam frenchie tennis player or sumthin
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      02-16-2011, 10:58 PM   #11552
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      02-16-2011, 10:59 PM   #11553
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Let my people go.
alls I know is dos pyramids r fucken cool to look at n shit on dat fucken goggles they got der dot com if dat shit gets fucked up cuzza des assholes ditka will have sumpting to say bout dat you know dats a fact
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      02-16-2011, 11:02 PM   #11554
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I don't even get wat yous jus said but....Ditka kicks ass....dat is all
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      02-16-2011, 11:04 PM   #11555
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man like dat jordan wud dunk and shit fadeaway no shit you know all i'm sayin is da pyramids are like jordan...dey are da best, but every dog has itz day, den dey get inducted into da hall o fame
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      02-16-2011, 11:07 PM   #11556
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wat da f is wrong wit u? dem pyramids were made by dem sand monkeys ya know wat I'm sayin? If it were made by us union guyz we wudda finished dem if you know wat I'm sayin...
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      02-16-2011, 11:10 PM   #11557
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wat da f is wrong wit u? dem pyramids were made by dem sand monkeys ya know wat I'm sayin? If it were made by us union guyz we wudda finished dem if you know wat I'm sayin...
ya my friend yu r forgetting about dat dey didn't have da brains over dere to fucken invent da unions dats why dey are usa all da way, now if ditka invented da pyramids, dos 85 bears wudda built em in training camp in like 2 fucken deys and dey would be made outta titanium alloy instead of dis fucken rock or some shit
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      02-16-2011, 11:15 PM   #11559
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oh my friend, now yous are talkin...but what you fail to mention is dat dem 85 bearssssssssssszzzsssssss were all made outta dat titanium alloy shit
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      02-16-2011, 11:15 PM   #11560
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can i make my gps talk in chicago guy talk?
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      02-16-2011, 11:17 PM   #11561
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can i make my gps talk in chicago guy talk?
probably actually...that would fucking rule
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      02-16-2011, 11:23 PM   #11562
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alls I know is dos pyramids r fucken cool to look at n shit on dat fucken goggles they got der dot com if dat shit gets fucked up cuzza des assholes ditka will have sumpting to say bout dat you know dats a fact
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Please don't destroy the pyramids, we will not be rebuilding them for you.


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      02-16-2011, 11:24 PM   #11563
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I am still waiting for the swearing Samuel L jackson GPS Voice
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      02-16-2011, 11:27 PM   #11568
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You are in an area where you cannot receive turn by turn directions - You deserve to die and I hope you burn in hell!
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English mothafucka do you speak it?
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