best pickup line

balance · 01-11-2009, 10:39 PM

lmfao turbo>na had the best pickup lines imo

Neurorad · 01-11-2009, 10:49 PM

CHLOROFORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest one.

Ever.

MRQturbo · 01-11-2009, 11:01 PM

whats your name?...how do you spell your phone number??....

TiAg335i · 01-11-2009, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zetaxi165

This actually worked:

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: Umm I dunno...
Me: Enough to break the ice..... I'm ____

Aww...that's cute..

Wake27 · 01-11-2009, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MRQturbo

whats your name?...how do you spell your phone number??....

Hahahaha.

flukey · 01-12-2009, 12:43 AM

Walk up to a girl when she is alone at the bar...

"Did you invite all these people?"

[ Excuse me? or What? ]

"I thought it was suppose to be just you and I."

Dwn2earth610 · 01-12-2009, 01:20 AM

"can i buy you a drink?"
-to bartender: "ill have a stoli and sprite, and she'll have a ruficolada"

Z22Z · 01-12-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

My name is Armand, Im 19 and I have a bimmer..

Wanna hook up?

lmao nice. only in glendale would you hear someone say this. the rest were pretty good too.

Japanese_Racer · 01-12-2009, 02:32 AM

Man: Do you work for UPS?
Girl: No, why?
Man: I swear I saw you checking out my package.

Turbo>NA · 01-12-2009, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z22Z

lmao nice. only in glendale would you hear someone say this. the rest were pretty good too.

Yes sir.

Turbo>NA · 01-12-2009, 02:42 AM

Wasup babe, what do you want to do tonight?

[She sticks her middle finger at you]

...So pick you up by 1?

radix · 01-12-2009, 02:43 AM

I'd like to glue your eyeballs together so you can see yourself.

Comet · 01-12-2009, 06:36 AM

"your tag shows... it says made in heaven"

the best pick up I've ever done
I drew on a napkin a tictactoe board
I sent it over to a girl with the waiter and wrote on it "if I win, you come have a drink with me"

and we played a game.. back and forth
she was like "it's a tie.. what happens?" I replied "you still come have a drink with me"

it worked

c0nstant · 01-12-2009, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JNic335i

You must be a speeding ticket, because you have fine written all over you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by zetaxi165

This actually worked:

Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: Umm I dunno...
Me: Enough to break the ice..... I'm ____

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kensta335

Let's flip a coin...
Heads I get tail, tails I get head.

these win by so much. it isnt even close

TMNT · 01-12-2009, 10:23 AM

"Here, write down your number before I don't want it anymore."

Kensta335 · 01-12-2009, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Japanese_Racer

Man: Do you work for UPS?
Girl: No, why?
Man: I swear I saw you checking out my package.

I lol'd

Park2670 · 01-12-2009, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMNT

"Here, write down your number before I don't want it anymore."

I like this one a lot!

Indenial · 01-12-2009, 02:16 PM

^+1 that one is good.

samwoo2go · 01-12-2009, 03:54 PM

"Want some cockmeat sandwich?"

endofanera7 · 01-12-2009, 04:00 PM

From the dead thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

Seminole · 01-12-2009, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by endofanera7

From the dead thread.

.

endofanera7 · 01-17-2009, 05:25 AM

You turn my software into hardware!

01-11-2009, 10:39 PM	#111
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01-11-2009, 11:01 PM	#113
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flukey Go big or go home! 53 Rep 948 Posts Drives: E90 335xi Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Iowa iTrader: (9)	Walk up to a girl when she is alone at the bar... "Did you invite all these people?" [ Excuse me? or What? ] "I thought it was suppose to be just you and I." __________________
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Dwn2earth610 avant-garde 19 Rep 124 Posts Drives: to work everyday Join Date: May 2008 Location: jersey iTrader: (0)	"can i buy you a drink?" -to bartender: "ill have a stoli and sprite, and she'll have a ruficolada"
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01-12-2009, 02:32 AM	#119
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01-12-2009, 02:42 AM	#121
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01-12-2009, 02:43 AM	#122
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01-12-2009, 06:36 AM	#123
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01-12-2009, 10:23 AM	#125
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01-12-2009, 02:16 PM	#128
Indenial Hotdog Vendor 25 Rep 283 Posts Drives: a 335 hoe Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV iTrader: (1)	^+1 that one is good.
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01-12-2009, 03:54 PM	#129
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01-17-2009, 05:25 AM	#132
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