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      03-01-2011, 10:45 PM   #13861
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      03-01-2011, 10:45 PM   #13862
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      03-01-2011, 10:48 PM   #13863
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which one is dorothy? we should keep count of the people who lose cause they cant deal with us lol
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      03-01-2011, 10:50 PM   #13864
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RIP. the f-5 got to him


Tornado Alley came early this year, just like Al came at the boy's cheerleading tournament
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      03-01-2011, 10:52 PM   #13865
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Who dat?
Old Girl, plenty more where that came from
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      03-01-2011, 10:53 PM   #13866
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I can see sluts going wild for this

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I only go to synagogue for close relatives' bar/bat mitzvahs, and then for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. I don't keep kosher, I can speak little hebrew, and I never grew accustomed to the jewish calendar they pushed on me in grade school.

I'm not really that much of a Jew. Trying to keep it that way. I would only go to Israel for the great driving roads in the north and the photographic opportunities countrywide.
great so now we have 2 ultra reformed jews... even worse.
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I can see sluts going wild for this

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I have a 6sp wine stopper...they know I'm not fucking around with that shit
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      03-01-2011, 10:56 PM   #13870
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idk wtf that is but I bought lavasch crackers today so I think that counts
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      03-01-2011, 10:56 PM   #13872
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Hahahahhaha I don't have all of them still! That would be crazy! I'd have to pay for five parking space assessments in my building's garage, which would mean they'd have to kick out someone who is leasing a space from outside of the condominium association. I keep the A6 4.2 and the X3 35i F25 in their respective spaces in the building garage.
I was gonna say, you'd have to be nuts. Parking is not cheap, especially for a garage spot
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      03-01-2011, 10:56 PM   #13873
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Sure you'd be the 3rd one

but just remember your not in fucking Kansas anymore. anytime u feel like going home


This is just fucking perfect. I don't live in Chicago anymore. I don't drive a BMW yet and I'm getting Oz jokes already.
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great so now we have 2 ultra reformed jews... even worse.
And that's pretty much me, too. Old Temple Shalom boychik here....
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      03-01-2011, 10:58 PM   #13877
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Brian...given that half my life was spent in Skokie and I've prolly pounded more jew chick tail then you, I'm officially more jewish...
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      03-01-2011, 10:59 PM   #13879
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This is just fucking perfect. I don't live in Chicago anymore. I don't drive a BMW yet and I'm getting Oz jokes already.
Hey u survived. Congrats!! Where did u use to live?
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      03-01-2011, 10:59 PM   #13880
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great so now we have 2 ultra reformed jews... even worse.
Later we can talk about how that Art Benefit Gala was a disappointment and that Joel Rosenbaum's daughter just got a nose job and everyone can tell.
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Brian...given that half my life was spent in Skokie and I've prolly pounded more jew chick tail then you, I'm officially more jewish...
Give me a number...I'll multiply it by 2/3 for accuracy and compare it to mine...also multiplied by 2/3

All I'm gonna say is ... Jewish chicks can FUCK.

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Open your mouth Brian....almost there...
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