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      03-07-2011, 09:20 PM   #15181
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Dear penthouse,
I was torquing my wheel lugs when suddenly....


I'm starting to like fresh fish here
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      03-07-2011, 09:21 PM   #15184
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I was torquing my wheel lugs when suddenly....I got fucked in the ass by a dude and liked it so I came into the Chicago chat thread
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      03-07-2011, 09:22 PM   #15185
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...new guy better be good at making balloon animals...
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1. You are forgetting Long Wang.
2. His is darker cuz I wipe front to back, he doesn't. But I hear you like some flavor.
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      03-07-2011, 09:24 PM   #15188
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...new guy better be good at making balloon animals...
I am... i just charge by the minute... gotta pay for my fluid swaps before their regular "interval". Fucking pencil pusher Hanz in Munich makes me wait too long between sessions
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...new guy better be good at making balloon animals...
And getting them rammed up his ass
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      03-07-2011, 09:26 PM   #15190
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2. His is darker cuz I wipe front to back, he doesn't. But I hear you like some flavor.
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And getting them rammed up his ass
Ye with little tact

Heres some blue penis for you winkies
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattell...7624573158199/
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And getting them rammed up his ass
hey new guy

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whitey aint got shit on sammy J



hooray animal cruelty!

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Looks good new guy, my penis car was posted a few pages back
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Cause they're smart with the exception of some
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Cause they're smart with the exception of some
I fall into the HerpDerp Category
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