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      08-28-2009, 08:29 AM   #15621
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      08-28-2009, 08:29 AM   #15622
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kevin calling me sick is like.. a world without alcohol.. it's just not right..
hey man the rest of us are normal, law abiding citizens, you are just a disturbing midget!
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lamar eats jerry's anus
Awe shit... here comes the Lamar. I'm outta here. Time for work y'all.
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Awe shit... here comes the Lamar. I'm outta here. Time for work y'all.
you mean its medication time at the old age home
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i suggested taht as a sport in the olympics, but they didnt listen
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      08-28-2009, 08:32 AM   #15627
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A name so nice, it must be said thrice. Who has awoken the Lamar from our slumber, B?
you mean who has pulled jerry off you and your teeth from the pillow
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shane.. if we do meet.. please bring three things


1) the wheels/rims
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3) redbull
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shane.. if we do meet.. please bring three things


1) the wheels/rims
2) shin guards
3) redbull
Yeah, jerry leaves a trail of bloody knee caps everywhere he goes.

I'm out.
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kevin's only good at one sport.. Masturbation..

it's the only time in life he gets to beat something
if that was a sport, i would be a millionare, you would see me cranking on a wheaties box
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Listen you diseased rhinosauris pizzle. Swamp ass is on its way to destroy your anal cavity today, B.
no larmar kline, your wrong, a/c is fixed and anus is powdered
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so easy, a Kevin can do it
damn right, 4 tylenol pm's, 6 beers, and 2 tubes of ben gay, now THATS a friday night to remember!
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      08-28-2009, 08:35 AM   #15634
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morning, talking about midget tossing as a sport?
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DAMN!
damn, so mean, but yet, it intrigues me, alex if you can hear this, we have a date tonight
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kevs new avatar

morning sir, i love it, but i do not know how to resize lol
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ah.. i couldnt fight the urge to get a redbull.. here we go..
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You and alex have a date
get the lube ready when its time to bate
Beers, kids, car parts will be there
anyone within a 10 mile radius better beware
The sounds and screams will scare everyone
i'm pretty sure alex will be the hotdog and kevin the bun
not bad!
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thanks buddy...

once this redbull is in full swing, i'm affraid the creativity, sneakiness, and levels of racism are going to sky rocket
the racism? is mel coming on here?
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once this redbull is in full swing, i'm affraid the creativity, sneakiness, gayness, and levels of racism are going to sky rocket

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