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01-03-2021, 10:37 PM | #1629 |
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Maybe 15mph on the 4x4 ATV really is good enough
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01-12-2021, 01:30 PM | #1631 |
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You know you are getting old if you used Ipana tootpaste:
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01-13-2021, 09:41 PM | #1633 |
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Get home from work, go for a mile and half walk with Wifey, then hit the rower for 40 minutes, then the bike trainer for 25 minutes, then have dinner. Used to be a snap. Now I'm wiped and my feet hurt like hell.
Getting old sux. But as always, it beats the alternative.
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01-14-2021, 08:22 AM | #1634 |
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Get off my lawn, kid! When you get to be my age, you are so winded by the 15-foot walk to your car that you need to take a nap before driving.....
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01-14-2021, 10:00 AM | #1635 |
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Starting life by being raised from the grave, most likely with memory loss and uncontrollable bowels, while progressively getting younger and younger until you end up with memory loss and uncontrollable bowels only to be shoved back inside your mother?
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01-14-2021, 11:38 AM | #1638 |
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My new nurse checking my blood (INR levels) is younger than my twin girls
My twin girls: I see them still scraping the middle out of Oreos to use a spread for toast and mixing 2 Gatorade flavors for their custom concoction Purple sports drink, sugar spread on whole wheat bread (breakfast) before field hockey 🏑 🥤 |
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01-14-2021, 12:49 PM | #1639 |
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"Die young, stay pretty
Deteriorate in your own time Tell 'em you're dead and wither away Are you living alone or with your family? A dried up twig on your family tree? Are you waiting for the reaper to arrive? Or just to die by the hand of love? Love for youth, love for youth So, die young and stay pretty Leave only the best behind Slipping sensibilities Tragedy in your own dream Oh, you sit all alone in your rocking chair Transistor pressed against an ear Were you waiting at the bus stop all your life? Or just to die by the hand of love? Love for youth, love for youth So live fast 'cause it won't last Die young, stay pretty Dearly near senility (dearly near senility) Was it good or maybe you won't tell? Die young, stay pretty" https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/blon...taypretty.html Last edited by Littlebear; 01-14-2021 at 01:27 PM.. |
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Just started bing watching Halt and Catch Fire on Netflix. Taking a liking to Donna (Kerry Bishé) so I googled her to se what other shows shes on and thinking she was close to my age....born May 1, 1984. Many more shows that I thought...but more surprising, shes 10yrs younger than me.
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Punch card programming..... COBOL Fortran The Apple IIe The TRS80
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01-14-2021, 09:04 PM | #1645 |
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Had those in high school. Huge typewriter-like terminals in our school connected to the mainframe in the town's other high school. You'd drag the tape through the reader and pray that it didn't rip.
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01-15-2021, 08:52 AM | #1649 |
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Uhh because the dealer is actually a storefront aka dispensary like a Starbucks or your local McDonald's. Im old enough to say i have been working on bmws since before e90s came out
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