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      01-14-2010, 10:50 AM   #1651
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my god.. i went to the bathroom to piss.. someone in the next stall shit, then farted and it sounded like Barbera Streisand.. i am deeply mortified right now
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my girl.... ... i know i'm just sassin gerard!!!
haha its fun to sass the little one we call jerry
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yeah it definately got quiet up in hereeee!!
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my god.. i went to the bathroom to piss.. someone in the next stall shit, then farted and it sounded like Barbera Streisand.. i am deeply mortified right now
yo one day i was taking a piss in the bathroom and this dude is in the stall fucking SNORING and RIPPING ASS at the same time.... i went back 30 min later and he was STILL in there SNORING and RIPPING ASS
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might be on the sedan... on the coupes the lower mesh was silver!!
gunna check it out, but i KNOW they aint silver
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enjoy boys headin out be back later.....
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yo one day i was taking a piss in the bathroom and this dude is in the stall fucking SNORING and RIPPING ASS at the same time.... i went back 30 min later and he was STILL in there SNORING and RIPPING ASS
i feel asleep taking a shit at work on a saturday once lol, i had a party at my house the night before and never got any sleep, drove to work still buzzzed up, i went to shit, and woke up like an hour later lol
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oh my,...
fruity pebbles!
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you have issues bro, you post so many pictures of yourself lol
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when i used to work at circuit city.. from 7 to 8 am, i just sat on the still shitting and sleeping until someone would page me over the loud speaker wondering where i was..
well your lucky cuz your feet dont hang below the stall when you sit on the can.
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i feel asleep taking a shit at work on a saturday once lol, i had a party at my house the night before and never got any sleep, drove to work still buzzzed up, i went to shit, and woke up like an hour later lol
damn man u been hanging out in the bathroom at my work?
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when i think about you, i touch myself



we have the mini toilet wit the arm bars around it to help me hoist myself up
when i think about you, your mom touches me.
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damn man u been hanging out in the bathroom at my work?
haha hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, i had to scrape dried shit off lol
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when i think about you, i touch myself



we have the mini toilet wit the arm bars around it to help me hoist myself up
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i feel asleep taking a shit at work on a saturday once lol, i had a party at my house the night before and never got any sleep, drove to work still buzzzed up, i went to shit, and woke up like an hour later lol
Unreal I have heard of people doing this but never knew anyone! that is funny!
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haha hey sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, i had to scrape dried shit off lol
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we have the mini toilet wit the arm bars around it to help me hoist myself up
he meant the potty train toilet.
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Unreal I have heard of people doing this but never knew anyone! that is funny!
haha it was only cuz i was still drunk, when i used to be on my bi polar medicine i would pass out in the shower, at my desk at work, pretty much everywhere
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You are kinda like funsize candy bars, you take one bite and you are gone!
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You are kinda like funsize candy bars, you take one bite and you are gone!
thats what his mom says about my dick.
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