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      12-13-2015, 10:27 PM   #2003
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Alright so I've been asked to post the pics for EstorilM Secret Santa... First off, none of this would've even been possible, if it wasn't for some crazy Finn, but we'll get to that in a minute, lol...

Didn't know much about Estoril, besides lives in WA, doesn't get much sun, engineer, loves M, drives M, getting a life sentence (married) shortly... Sooo, I happened to be at the dealership and that's where I decided what to get him... Had to order the jacket, finally arrived, and of course it's the wrong jacket... Enter, Lups , who came up with the genius idea of calling Seattle / Bellevue BMW and bam !! Seattle BMW had one left... Called them, convinced them to take my credit card over the phone, and Lups graciously volunteered to pick up the jacket... Not going to lie, I contemplated for a second to put the pickup name as "Whore Mouth", but the holiday spirit hit and didn't go through with it...

So now, I present to you, EstorilM Secret Santa gift... Sunless tanning lotion so he can get some color even in the Seattle gloom... And a jacket to keep the lotion off the interior in his car...

I can't take all the credit for this, as Lups made sure to make it happened before Christmas - because I didn't want to be that guy... Seriously though, thank you, although I am still mad at you because you made it seem like you lived down the street from Estoril... Then again, now people can see the wonders of what happens when a blind child wraps a gift... I mean the wonder of Lup's gift wrapping...

Happy Holidays, Evan to you and your fam...








Such an awesome gift, and quite the delivery. Lups drove about 3 hours round trip in the rain to make sure I got this one day early lol.

Thanks again for the generous gift! I have actually looked at this jacket multiple times at the dealership and in Munich when I was at the Welt!

Happy Holidays to you and your family as well!
Then it was meant to be, especially if you were eyeballing it already... Glad it went to a good home...
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      12-13-2015, 10:31 PM   #2004
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Then it was meant to be, especially if you were eyeballing it already... Glad it went to a good home...
Absolutely. Great choice.

Now did you have a say at all on the wrapping or was that all her?
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Then it was meant to be, especially if you were eyeballing it already... Glad it went to a good home...
Absolutely. Great choice.

Now did you have a say at all on the wrapping or was that all her?
You didn't get my apology post before delivery?? The blind children did their best but... Well... Being blind, that's the end result?? The crazy part is the delusions and grandeur someone has that your particular gifts wrap job should be dubbed the 8th wonder of the world...
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Then it was meant to be, especially if you were eyeballing it already... Glad it went to a good home...
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Absolutely. Great choice.

Now did you have a say at all on the wrapping or was that all her?
Yes, do tell him how you thought my input was the most awesome part of the present! And how you used the words unforgettable!
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Absolutely. Great choice.

Now did you have a say at all on the wrapping or was that all her?
Yes, do tell him how you thought my input was the most awesome part of the present! And how you used the words unforgettable!
If that word even uttered from my lips, it would've been in the context of - "it's unforgettably HIDEOUS, the type of image that will haunt children in their sleep..."
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You didn't get my apology post before delivery?? The blind children did their best but... Well... Being blind, that's the end result?? The crazy part is the delusions and grandeur someone has that your particular gifts wrap job should be dubbed the 8th wonder of the world...
Shut it bitch! It was beautifully done!

UNFORGETTABLE! Who has ever commented your wrapping jobs?
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      12-13-2015, 10:42 PM   #2009
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You didn't get my apology post before delivery?? The blind children did their best but... Well... Being blind, that's the end result?? The crazy part is the delusions and grandeur someone has that your particular gifts wrap job should be dubbed the 8th wonder of the world...
Haha I could tell she was VERY proud of it when she handed it over.

Surprised Lups hasn't chimed in yet.....
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You didn't get my apology post before delivery?? The blind children did their best but... Well... Being blind, that's the end result?? The crazy part is the delusions and grandeur someone has that your particular gifts wrap job should be dubbed the 8th wonder of the world...
Shut it bitch! It was beautifully done!

UNFORGETTABLE! Who has ever commented your wrapping jobs?
Depends on what you mean by wrapping...
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And there she is......
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You didn't get my apology post before delivery?? The blind children did their best but... Well... Being blind, that's the end result?? The crazy part is the delusions and grandeur someone has that your particular gifts wrap job should be dubbed the 8th wonder of the world...
Haha I could tell she was VERY proud of it when she handed it over.

Surprised Lups hasn't chimed in yet.....
Oh she's been squaking up a storm right above you...

I mean, chiming...
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Haha I could tell she was VERY proud of it when she handed it over.

Surprised Lups hasn't chimed in yet.....
You did see the ssott birthday present a week ago? You really got the better deal!

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Oh she's been squaking up a storm right above you...

I mean, chiming...
Ugly wrapping is my thing! I hate beautiful presents.
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Unforgettable!!!!
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I hope my SS gift will be "Unforgettable". I suppose if it were to be delivered by Lups, it would be. lol
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I hope my SS gift will be "Unforgettable". I suppose if it were to be delivered by Lups, it would be. lol
I would've if I had the time to drive back from there too.
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You did see the ssott birthday present a week ago? You really got the better deal!



Ugly wrapping is my thing! I hate beautiful presents.
Your present? Depends on the person, but both are useful lol
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Your present? Depends on the person, but both are useful lol
Myz had a birthday a month ago, we got his present to him a week ago. Go scroll a few pages down.
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Myz had a birthday a month ago, we got his present to him a week ago. Go scroll a few pages down.
Ah yes, the lamp. That was beautiful!
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Ah yes, the lamp. That was beautiful!
Did you see that bow tie? I think yours was an improvement!

Seriously, I think my efforts as the person who only adds a little to gifts given by others are totally wasted.

Wah uses his connections to find THE perfect gift. My portion is finding a perfect card and wrapping it.

Fine. Pink was on me. And yes, me not having any nice bow materials was an obstacle.

You try wrapping gifts with materials found from your trunk!
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Did you see that bow tie? I think yours was an improvement!

Seriously, I think my efforts as the person who only adds a little to gifts given by others are totally wasted.

Wah uses his connections to find THE perfect gift. My portion is finding a perfect card and wrapping it.

Fine. Pink was on me. And yes, me not having any nice bow materials was an obstacle.

You try wrapping gifts with materials found from your trunk!
I should give you my ss for my person before sending it out tomorrow to add a personal touch haha
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I should give you my ss for my person before sending it out tomorrow to add a personal touch haha
Meh, I'll wrap it for you though, I have to come to your surroundings tomorrow anyway.
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I hope my SS gift will be "Unforgettable". I suppose if it were to be delivered by Lups, it would be. lol
I hope mine enjoys theirs as well. It's not much, but I put hard work into it.
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I hope mine enjoys theirs as well. It's not much, but I put hard work into it.
According to the internets, my person should have received theirs last week.

I hope they like it too. I was leaning more towards the side of 'useful' rather than 'purple-suction-cup-dildo', but I don't want it to be boring either!

Also, idea... can we update the first post with the pics recipients post of their gifts so we can see them all in one place?
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