[bimmette]

For those who were rooting for upstatedoc as I was, here's an update for you on his behalf. Danyell did not spend the weekend with him and she said she was not interested in a relationship. It's her loss and he's too good for her anyways!
And her name was stupid.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by bimmette

For those who were rooting for upstatedoc as I was, here's an update for you on his behalf. Danyell did not spend the weekend with him and she said she was not interested in a relationship. It's her loss and he's too good for her anyways!
And her name was stupid.

Her name really bothered me. Happily, it seems that I will no longer have to endure seeing it anymore.

Doc seems like a genuine fellow, albeit it slow to move, but there is something likeable about him. Old fashioned I suppose, and that's a good thing in many respects. I'm old at heart, but my body is quickly catching up.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Yankee Candle gives me a hella headache, so you made the right choice.

Cupcakes and other shit like candy will win me over in a heartbeat since I never have any of that in my house on purpose lol.

i love candles tbh, girls dig the "man candle" stuff AND it smells pretty good too

also, people LOVE the rgb bulb thing, its a complete meme but having the luxury of saying "hey google turn the lights off" without leaving your bed is just beautiful, not to mention the capability of dimming the light and changing the colors too... best $40 i spent in a while lmao

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by bimmette

For those who were rooting for upstatedoc as I was, here's an update for you on his behalf. Danyell did not spend the weekend with him and she said she was not interested in a relationship. It's her loss and he's too good for her anyways!
And her name was stupid.

Wait, didn't she pull her pants down to show him a bruise or some sh*t? How many women hang out with a guy, feel comfortable enough to drop their drawers, and then suddenly have no interest? I'm going to go out on a limb and say Upstate is better off without Danyell. My "she might be crazy" radar is going off.

[DETRoadster]

So because I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years, I have little to contribute to this thread. But every once in a while I have a friend, coworker, relative, etc. with some comically bad dating luck and i get to post their story.

My buddy "John" has been dating this chick for about 6 months. She's attractive, engaging, fun to be around. She's a wine sales rep for some local distributor. She was living in the townhouse next door to John, which is how they met. All seemed normal until she confided in John that she was getting kicked out of her townhouse. She was a day or two away from being homeless. Being a nice guy, John said "just move in with me" so she did. A week into it he finally thinks to ask why she got kicked out. Oh, it was because she lost her job and had no money. So now she's all moved in with him and has no plan to chip in financially. I'll spare you all the details of the next month, but basically, she started calling the cops every few days claiming someone was breaking into "her" townhouse and stealing her panties. It got so bad the property association told John that either she had to leave or they both do. So they both pick up and move to a house on the other side of town. Crazy thing is that the panty thief followed them as she's now calling the cops again, several times a week!

I'll keep y'all posted as I learn more. I think this one could get interesting.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

So because I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years, I have little to contribute to this thread. But every once in a while I have a friend, coworker, relative, etc. with some comically bad dating luck and i get to post their story.

My buddy "John" has been dating this chick for about 6 months. She's attractive, engaging, fun to be around. She's a wine sales rep for some local distributor. She was living in the townhouse next door to John, which is how they met. All seemed normal until she confided in John that she was getting kicked out of her townhouse. She was a day or two away from being homeless. Being a nice guy, John said "just move in with me" so she did. A week into it he finally thinks to ask why she got kicked out. Oh, it was because she lost her job and had no money. So now she's all moved in with him and has no plan to chip in financially. I'll spare you all the details of the next month, but basically, she started calling the cops every few days claiming someone was breaking into "her" townhouse and stealing her panties. It got so bad the property association told John that either she had to leave or they both do. So they both pick up and move to a house on the other side of town. Crazy thing is that the panty thief followed them as she's now calling the cops again, several times a week!

I'll keep y'all posted as I learn more. I think this one could get interesting.

John should have definitely inquired as to why she was being evicted before hand. A reoccurring, following panty thief huh? I bet their sex is AMAZING! The crazy ones are always fantastic in bed. Lucky bastard.

On a serious note, your friend "John's" life is about to be a living hell.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i love candles tbh, girls dig the "man candle" stuff AND it smells pretty good too

also, people LOVE the rgb bulb thing, its a complete meme but having the luxury of saying "hey google turn the lights off" without leaving your bed is just beautiful, not to mention the capability of dimming the light and changing the colors too... best $40 i spent in a while lmao

Dude I picked up a cigar and whiskey scented candle last week, that shit is amazing! Also notable is Wood Wicks "Fireside." I always get compliments, well I used to, about how good my house smells from the ladies. Bath and Body works Mohagany Teakwood is the signature scent of casa de la Judy.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Dude I picked up a cigar and whiskey scented candle last week, that shit is amazing! Also notable is Wood Wicks "Fireside." I always get compliments, well I used to, about how good my house smells from the ladies. Bath and Body works Mohagany Teakwood is the signature scent of casa de la Judy.

DUDE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
On black friday bath and body works had a sale, it was buy 3 get 3 free, so I picked three scents for myself and got the other three as stocking stuffers; i got black tie, mahogany teakwood and something a bit citrusy

i'll post a pic of my candles, they're so dank and i always get compliments on them

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

John should have definitely inquired as to why she was being evicted before hand. A reoccurring, following panty thief huh? I bet their sex is AMAZING! The crazy ones are always fantastic in bed. Lucky bastard.

On a serious note, your friend "John's" life is about to be a living hell.

The best part is that he's a counselor. Dude, you are trained to spot the crazies and call them on their sh*t. How did you not see this coming. Oh, yeah, because he was blinded by crazy sex. The best kind of sex.

Just got an update on "John" from my wife. So John is also friends with a gal named "Tracy" who my wife is friends with. John went on a 4:00 AM texting spree on Sunday morning, blowing up Tracy's phone about how much he loves his girlfriend and how he probably needs to spend less time hanging out with Tracy (who is happily married and in NO WAY attracted to John). Tracy was like "WTF, why are you blowing my phone up at 4:00 AM on a Sunday to tell me how much you love your girlfriend?" Yeah, you guessed it. Turns out the crazy GF had grabbed John's phone ans started psyco texting every women in his contacts list about how great she is and how in love they are. Whoa crazytrain, slow that roll....

I can only hope she digs up my wife's contact info and starts texting her, pretendign to be John. We have the response all planned out: "John, I know it's 4:00 AM on a Sunday and you are texting me about how much you love your GF, but I've been up all night thinking about you. We belong together. You need to leave her right now. Meet me at our special place at noon. I have to have you. All of you..." Ha ha ha ha!

[******]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

So because I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years, I have little to contribute to this thread. But every once in a while I have a friend, coworker, relative, etc. with some comically bad dating luck and i get to post their story.

My buddy "John" has been dating this chick for about 6 months. She's attractive, engaging, fun to be around. She's a wine sales rep for some local distributor. She was living in the townhouse next door to John, which is how they met. All seemed normal until she confided in John that she was getting kicked out of her townhouse. She was a day or two away from being homeless. Being a nice guy, John said "just move in with me" so she did. A week into it he finally thinks to ask why she got kicked out. Oh, it was because she lost her job and had no money. So now she's all moved in with him and has no plan to chip in financially. I'll spare you all the details of the next month, but basically, she started calling the cops every few days claiming someone was breaking into "her" townhouse and stealing her panties. It got so bad the property association told John that either she had to leave or they both do. So they both pick up and move to a house on the other side of town. Crazy thing is that the panty thief followed them as she's now calling the cops again, several times a week!

I'll keep y'all posted as I learn more. I think this one could get interesting.

Interesting story, but I’m wondering if this girl called the cops about someone stealing her panties from her old condo BEFORE she moved in with John... if not, then hmmmm?
If so, then I owe John an apology and condolences....

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

Interesting story, but I’m wondering if this girl called the cops about someone stealing her panties from her old condo BEFORE she moved in with John... if not, then hmmmm?
If so, then I owe John an apology and condolences....

I would not put it past John to be the panty thief himself.... it is suspicious that the thefts started only after she moved in. Hmmmmm.....

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

So because I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years, I have little to contribute to this thread. But every once in a while I have a friend, coworker, relative, etc. with some comically bad dating luck and i get to post their story.

My buddy "John" has been dating this chick for about 6 months. She's attractive, engaging, fun to be around. She's a wine sales rep for some local distributor. She was living in the townhouse next door to John, which is how they met. All seemed normal until she confided in John that she was getting kicked out of her townhouse. She was a day or two away from being homeless. Being a nice guy, John said "just move in with me" so she did. A week into it he finally thinks to ask why she got kicked out. Oh, it was because she lost her job and had no money. So now she's all moved in with him and has no plan to chip in financially. I'll spare you all the details of the next month, but basically, she started calling the cops every few days claiming someone was breaking into "her" townhouse and stealing her panties. It got so bad the property association told John that either she had to leave or they both do. So they both pick up and move to a house on the other side of town. Crazy thing is that the panty thief followed them as she's now calling the cops again, several times a week!

I'll keep y'all posted as I learn more. I think this one could get interesting.

...

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

The best part is that he's a counselor. Dude, you are trained to spot the crazies and call them on their sh*t. How did you not see this coming. Oh, yeah, because he was blinded by crazy sex. The best kind of sex.

Just got an update on "John" from my wife. So John is also friends with a gal named "Tracy" who my wife is friends with. John went on a 4:00 AM texting spree on Sunday morning, blowing up Tracy's phone about how much he loves his girlfriend and how he probably needs to spend less time hanging out with Tracy (who is happily married and in NO WAY attracted to John). Tracy was like "WTF, why are you blowing my phone up at 4:00 AM on a Sunday to tell me how much you love your girlfriend?" Yeah, you guessed it. Turns out the crazy GF had grabbed John's phone ans started psyco texting every women in his contacts list about how great she is and how in love they are. Whoa crazytrain, slow that roll....

I can only hope she digs up my wife's contact info and starts texting her, pretendign to be John. We have the response all planned out: "John, I know it's 4:00 AM on a Sunday and you are texting me about how much you love your GF, but I've been up all night thinking about you. We belong together. You need to leave her right now. Meet me at our special place at noon. I have to have you. All of you..." Ha ha ha ha!

I knew the ending of this story in the first sentence. Sounds just like my 2nd wife! Jesus the sex was phenom! Crazy ass bitch. In the end, totally not worth it but everyone needs to experience it at least once in life.

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

...

I lol'd

[******]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

I bet their sex is AMAZING! The crazy ones are always fantastic in bed.

Judy, Judy, Judy, sounds like you have a lot of memories on that subject... while we’re waiting for doc and Danyell to get back together and doc can then cuss out everybody who is now trashing Danyell (Joe), regale us with some of those treasured moments

I, uh, happen to agree with you, btw...

[******]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

The best part is that he's a counselor. Dude, you are trained to spot the crazies and call them on their sh*t. How did you not see this coming. Oh, yeah, because he was blinded by crazy sex. The best kind of sex.

Just got an update on "John" from my wife. So John is also friends with a gal named "Tracy" who my wife is friends with. John went on a 4:00 AM texting spree on Sunday morning, blowing up Tracy's phone about how much he loves his girlfriend and how he probably needs to spend less time hanging out with Tracy (who is happily married and in NO WAY attracted to John). Tracy was like "WTF, why are you blowing my phone up at 4:00 AM on a Sunday to tell me how much you love your girlfriend?" Yeah, you guessed it. Turns out the crazy GF had grabbed John's phone ans started psyco texting every women in his contacts list about how great she is and how in love they are. Whoa crazytrain, slow that roll....

I can only hope she digs up my wife's contact info and starts texting her, pretendign to be John. We have the response all planned out: "John, I know it's 4:00 AM on a Sunday and you are texting me about how much you love your GF, but I've been up all night thinking about you. We belong together. You need to leave her right now. Meet me at our special place at noon. I have to have you. All of you..." Ha ha ha ha!

Wow, I did not see this before I accused, well, hinted, that John might be hiding away the panties for whatever sordid reason, but anyway, you didn’t say how you know that it wasn’t indeed john blowing up “Tracy’s” phone... I’ve watched enough teevee cop shows to know that John isn’t out of the woods on this!!!

[Turkish Pickle]

john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that

[UncleWede]

Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????


I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

john is on some next level crazy shit, this is not ok
at that point no sex can be worth that

Seriously. WTF is wrong with this woman?

[******]

Why am I the only one not assuming that this woman, who should be believed, is not the victim here? Wow, bunch of sexists!

Heh...

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by Herdalum

Wow, I did not see this before I accused, well, hinted, that John might be hiding away the panties for whatever sordid reason, but anyway, you didn’t say how you know that it wasn’t indeed john blowing up “Tracy’s” phone... I’ve watched enough teevee cop shows to know that John isn’t out of the woods on this!!!

We know because John called up Tracy mid morning on Sunday and was like "Oh sh*t, I'm really sorry. I saw the text history from last night. Not cool. I'll talk to her. Wont happen again. You might be right all those times you told me you had a weird vibe about her."

[DETRoadster]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, after her moving in and then BOTH getting kicked out, he brought the crazy with to a new homestead??????


I've never smelt panties THAT good. . . .

EXACTLY! He knew she was nuts after the 10th time the cops showed up at "their" town-home but he's a sucker for a sob story and took her with him to the new place, otherwise she'd literally be homeless. No job, no family, etc.

[******]

Originally Posted by DETRoadster

We know because John called up Tracy mid morning on Sunday and was like "Oh sh*t, I'm really sorry. I saw the text history from last night. Not cool. I'll talk to her. Wont happen again. You might be right all those times you told me you had a weird vibe about her."

But, but, this is still all John’s word we’re going on... right?