Lease or Buy? Solved

quest556 · 07-31-2008, 06:04 PM

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.

stooken · 07-31-2008, 09:00 PM

NaTuReB0Y · 07-31-2008, 09:06 PM

paul mccartney....isn't he like 78 years old........

do people still have sex at that age?

I335 · 07-31-2008, 09:22 PM

Classic!

DM1 · 08-01-2008, 11:50 AM

What an awesome business case! LOL

TurboFan · 08-01-2008, 12:17 PM

Sounds like a case study I'd like to see in HBR!

G-Mach1 · 08-01-2008, 12:41 PM

Some people have wayy too much time on their hand.

magmd · 08-01-2008, 12:45 PM

Ok. Now redo the math on your own income...and post pics of lease options on that price.

325/528 · 08-01-2008, 12:49 PM

Please recalculate using only 3 available weeks per month!!!

matt_435xi · 08-01-2008, 01:03 PM

i disagree, the "leasing" option is ILLEGAL in this country?

Brunotheboxer · 08-01-2008, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt_335Ci

i disagree, the "leasing" option is ILLEGAL in this country?

so isn't driving 70 mph, so what.

TMNT · 08-01-2008, 02:24 PM

good job

!Xoible · 08-01-2008, 02:44 PM

sounds like lease is what makes most sense.

gadget · 08-01-2008, 03:26 PM

Brilliant

ideliver · 08-01-2008, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matt_335Ci

i disagree, the "leasing" option is ILLEGAL in this country?

Please explain to me why it is illegal to sell something (sex) that is legal to give it away for free...

mpimping · 08-03-2008, 12:48 AM

hookers=suicide

mpimping · 08-03-2008, 12:50 AM

heather mills was a whore on a different level. google her name for her "modeling" pics....

Los Angeles · 08-03-2008, 12:54 AM

Leasing FTW.

I'd bang "Ashley Dupree" anyday(or whatever her name is).

OP listed her as "Kristen"(?)

07-31-2008, 06:04 PM	#1
quest556 Second Lieutenant 13 Rep 239 Posts Drives: F10 535i x-Drive Join Date: May 2008 Location: Virginia iTrader: (4)	Lease or Buy? Solved The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes leasing makes far more sense.
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NaTuReB0Y Powered By 36DD 366 Rep 7,369 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inland Empire iTrader: (12)	paul mccartney....isn't he like 78 years old........ do people still have sex at that age? __________________ 2006 E90 330i Jet Black \| 20" WORK VS-XX \| FK452 \| H&R Sport on Koni Yellow \| REMUS QUAD
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TurboFan Ski bum 327 Rep 6,198 Posts Drives: sideways Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knee deep in the pow iTrader: (8)	Sounds like a case study I'd like to see in HBR! __________________ 1999 e46 328i Ti Silver / Black[retired] 2007 e90 335xi Jet Black / Black[retired] 2011 e70 X5 35d Vermillion Red / Cinnamon 2011 e92 M3 LeMans / Fox Red extended
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G-Mach1 Captain 44 Rep 759 Posts Drives: F34 - 2014 335 xi Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Calgary-AB iTrader: (3)	Some people have wayy too much time on their hand.
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magmd Major General 165 Rep 5,271 Posts Drives: '06 330i Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Torrance, CA iTrader: (13) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Ok. Now redo the math on your own income...and post pics of lease options on that price. __________________ 2006 330i \| Black Sapphire Metallic \| Step Auto \| Navi with iDr \| Sports Pkg \|OEM Rear Spoiler \| 3M CS35 Tint \| H&R Sport Springs \| Koni Yellows \| Advan RS Racing Hypersilver: 19x9 et22 19x10 et20
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325/528 Second Lieutenant 23 Rep 278 Posts Drives: pinto Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: lost soul iTrader: (7)	Please recalculate using only 3 available weeks per month!!!
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matt_435xi Colonel 245 Rep 2,377 Posts Drives: Perfomance Model 3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Denver, CO iTrader: (5) Garage List 2015 BMW 435xi Gran ... [10.00]	i disagree, the "leasing" option is ILLEGAL in this country? __________________ '18 Tesla Perfomance Model 3 White on White Performance Upgrade Pkg & EAP RETIRED 2015 435xi GC [f36] \| 2012 335i [f30] \| 2009 z4 35i [e89] \| 2007 335i coupe [e92] \| 2001 325Ci [e46] RETIRED
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TMNT Captain 178 Rep 872 Posts Drives: 330ci ZHP Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: VA iTrader: (0)	good job
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!Xoible Banned 875 Rep 46,010 Posts Drives: .... Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: . iTrader: (4) Garage List 2008 M3 [4.00] 2007 335i [9.00] 2008 528i [8.00] 2006 Infiniti - G35 ... [8.00]	sounds like lease is what makes most sense.
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gadget Major 112 Rep 1,159 Posts Drives: 09 e92///M SSII DCT Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: US iTrader: (0)	Brilliant
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mpimping Banned 867 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	hookers=suicide
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mpimping Banned 867 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	heather mills was a whore on a different level. google her name for her "modeling" pics....
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08-03-2008, 12:54 AM	#18
Los Angeles Steve Forte Rio 153 Rep 2,392 Posts Drives: 08' 328i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 90036 iTrader: (0)	Leasing FTW. I'd bang "Ashley Dupree" anyday(or whatever her name is). OP listed her as "Kristen"(?)
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