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07-02-2009, 11:52 AM | #1 |
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Are you man enough??
A buddy of mine sent this..
I figured since it was turbocharged I would post it here.. I figured everyone would get a huge laugh out of this one... http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/1244316905.html |
07-02-2009, 12:09 PM | #2 |
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" You might think you are but i have touched the sky"
I want what he's smoking and damn this thing is butt ugly
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07-02-2009, 12:59 PM | #6 |
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Oh look, somebody turned a racecar bed into a real car - clever.
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07-05-2009, 03:41 AM | #10 |
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He's got enough NAAAAWWWWS to blow up the welds on the intake manifold and floorpan!
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07-06-2009, 02:44 PM | #13 |
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And I quote,
"Are you man enough? You might think you are but i have touched the sky and seen the face of god and the magical steed that made it all possible was this majestic masterpiece of Asian automotive. The vehicle is equipt with a AIC controller a T4 turbo with a blow off valve direct port nitrous injection a stand alone fuel management system a raptor hp chip 100 hp. these mods and some that cant be named to due to the high degree of illegal activity that took place to acquire them this vehicle is know capable of running mid 9's and is pushing up to 750 hp!! WARNING: Women who are pregnant and or nursing will not be elligable to purchase the vehicle due to the high acceleration/ bad assness it could result in miscarriage, shaking baby syndrome, and/ or more pregnancies. So once again do you think you could be on my level and handle the things i've seen and experienced in this ride of the gods? i'll be the judge of the that; ill be interviewing people over the phone to see. So please call 910-992-1866 and ask for Hennessy Henshaw. Hurry i doubt this vehicle will be on the market for long."
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07-06-2009, 04:19 PM | #14 |
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07-06-2009, 05:20 PM | #17 |
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I lol'd
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07-06-2009, 06:21 PM | #18 |
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$7500??
I got DIBS on this civic
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