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06-26-2010, 10:20 AM | #5 |
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This is hilarious. I bitch about this every time I make Mac-n-cheese. Why the fuck do they even bother. The "to open push here" is the analogous to the "Door Close" button on an elevator; they both don't do shit and they're just there to piss you off.
Oh and Kraft Mac-n-Cheese isn't poor food. That's what store brands are. Kraft is gewd!
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06-26-2010, 11:13 AM | #6 |
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Mac -n-Cheese sucks. But I do hate cheese, so that's probably why.
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06-27-2010, 07:05 PM | #8 | |
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One of the few things that causes me to lose my cool is excessive hunger. I can see the OP trying to open this box of mac-n-cheese. It's late afternoon, he hasn't eaten a thing all day. On a full stomach he writes programs for missile targeting radar or something like that...but now he's gone primal. Needs food, can't think straight...god damn box of mac-n-cheese won't open. That bullshit open here area just bends...it's like battle of the bulge...it gives, but will not break. Profanity that would garner the respect of a trucker. Eyes are all welled up with tears. He gives up...defeated, box mangled. Pours a bowl of cereal, goes to the fridge. Unopened half gallon carton of milk...with another open hear area...it refuses to open. Last thing the OP does before putting a shotgun in his mouth is post that picture on E90post. |
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06-27-2010, 09:38 PM | #9 |
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yet, he has the self control necessary to whip out his camera, take a picture, and post it on OT while he nonchalantly goes back to make mince meat of the box
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06-27-2010, 10:27 PM | #10 | |
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Wait...here's the explanation: He is obviously a child of this media crazed generation...whipping out his iphone, taking a camera pic, and uploading it to this forum is an unconscious reflex...like breathing. |
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06-28-2010, 11:26 AM | #11 |
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that shit is the worst... I think they put that stupid open here just to throw you off and piss you off even more. Child proof
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06-28-2010, 12:55 PM | #13 |
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The only thing missing from this thread is the video of that fat mom acting like a stripper with her kids and pouring the box of mac all over her.
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06-28-2010, 02:47 PM | #14 | |
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Why act like you took this picture? I saw it on digg last week as well.
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06-28-2010, 03:43 PM | #17 | |
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Side note: dude that sig vid is awesome
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06-28-2010, 04:53 PM | #18 | |
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