Have you ever sharted?

rgbotchan · 05-16-2012, 03:33 PM

Have you, in your adult years, tried to fart so hard that you pooped a little

solefald · 05-16-2012, 03:57 PM

what is this? 4chan?

CollinsE90 · 05-16-2012, 04:07 PM

It's safe to say every person has shit their pants before.

iBoost · 05-16-2012, 05:16 PM

who hasn't had spicy mexican?

EvosM3 · 05-16-2012, 06:58 PM

Maybe, but I believe that sharting is one of the scariest experiences ever.

DSB335d · 05-16-2012, 08:57 PM

Never trust a fart!

CollinsE90 · 05-16-2012, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSB335d

Never trust a fart!

Or waste a boner.

1speedbike · 05-16-2012, 09:30 PM

Only once when I was sick with a stomach virus.

But what a glorious shart it was. Cleared out my suite sophomore year, but I gave all my roommates free weed all the time so it was never discussed or used against me ever.

Plus, everyone does it SOMETIME. But I agree, it's the scariest thing ever. Like the biggest "oh my god what have I done I should have just held it in" moments.

But why the fuck am I telling you guys this?

ybbiz34 · 05-16-2012, 10:06 PM

The worst feeling imaginable is when you are out on long run and you find yourself in the grip of an imminent earth-shattering dump. You just gotta clinch up until you make it to safety. Gutting it through those last miserable miles is rather unpleasant.

boymonkey · 05-16-2012, 10:17 PM

I thought it was just a bit of morning gas but turned out to be diarrhea.

bumere90 · 05-16-2012, 10:32 PM

wtf

CPWINCH · 05-16-2012, 10:49 PM

I know i once shit my pants so hard even after i changed my clothes i couldnt escape the smell for days late.r

MisterSkiMask · 05-16-2012, 11:06 PM

I'm sorry, those files are sealed, and the evidence was wrapped in one ply toilet paper and disposed of

solefald · 05-17-2012, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ybbiz34

The worst feeling imaginable is when you are out on long run and you find yourself in the grip of an imminent earth-shattering dump. You just gotta clinch up until you make it to safety. Gutting it through those last miserable miles is rather unpleasant.

ybbiz34 · 05-17-2012, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solefald

and

Fortunately for me I've never had to go quite that badly. That's pretty ridiculous.

Terraforce1 · 05-17-2012, 03:01 AM

I have unfortunately, it was a messy experience! I just threw my jocks out the bathroom window and made a swift exit.

samchoi604 · 05-17-2012, 06:15 AM

I have sharted so badly it turned into a shrick.

boymonkey · 05-17-2012, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samchoi604

I have sharted so badly it turned into a shrick.

For a second I thought this was samwoo2go.

BMWinNorthdakota · 05-17-2012, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solefald

fackkkk

Elliott@DetailAddict · 05-17-2012, 02:10 PM

Thread has me cracking up.

schnell325 · 05-17-2012, 02:12 PM

Or be stuck in a traffic jam and have the same issue.......

Templar · 05-17-2012, 02:15 PM

I sit on a bed pan when I play video games for 8 hours on weekends and just shit in there, usually I don't bother moving until I am done.

View Poll Results: have you sharted
yes	39	79.59%
no	10	20.41%
Voters: 49. You may not vote on this poll

05-16-2012, 03:33 PM	#1
rgbotchan New Member 5 Rep 19 Posts Drives: Mustang Cobra Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Los Angeles, California iTrader: (0)	Have you ever sharted? Have you, in your adult years, tried to fart so hard that you pooped a little
	Appreciate 0 Tweet Quote

05-16-2012, 03:57 PM	#2
solefald Nigerian Prince 396 Rep 2,180 Posts Drives: '11 F25 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List '11 BMW F25 [0.00]	what is this? 4chan? __________________ http://soundcloud.com/djtchort
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 04:07 PM	#3
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 784 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	It's safe to say every person has shit their pants before. __________________
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 05:16 PM	#4
iBoost Retired e90post Member 135 Rep 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	who hasn't had spicy mexican?
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 06:58 PM	#5
EvosM3 Banned 5 Rep 169 Posts Drives: WTB E90 M3 Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: America iTrader: (0)	Maybe, but I believe that sharting is one of the scariest experiences ever.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 08:57 PM	#6
DSB335d Captain 1318 Rep 700 Posts Drives: '11 335d DSB/oyster&black/navi Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: West palm beach iTrader: (0)	Never trust a fart!
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 09:30 PM	#8
1speedbike Brigadier General 745 Rep 3,284 Posts Drives: 2022 X4 M40i, 2008 135i Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: MKE iTrader: (15)	Only once when I was sick with a stomach virus. But what a glorious shart it was. Cleared out my suite sophomore year, but I gave all my roommates free weed all the time so it was never discussed or used against me ever. Plus, everyone does it SOMETIME. But I agree, it's the scariest thing ever. Like the biggest "oh my god what have I done I should have just held it in" moments. But why the fuck am I telling you guys this? __________________ 2022 X4 M40i - 2008 135i - 2015 F700GS On Order - 2024 i4 M50 Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived... Mmhm.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 10:06 PM	#9
ybbiz34 Brigadier General 698 Rep 4,959 Posts Drives: 2023 330i M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: USA iTrader: (1)	The worst feeling imaginable is when you are out on long run and you find yourself in the grip of an imminent earth-shattering dump. You just gotta clinch up until you make it to safety. Gutting it through those last miserable miles is rather unpleasant. __________________ Current: '23 G20 M Sport 330i Current: '20 X253 GLC300 SUV Gone: '20 W205 C43 Sedan Gone: '18 W205 C43 Sedan Gone: '13 W204 C63 Sedan
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 10:17 PM	#10
boymonkey Lieutenant 41 Rep 530 Posts Drives: slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	I thought it was just a bit of morning gas but turned out to be diarrhea.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 10:32 PM	#11
bumere90 Grozniy 188 Rep 2,602 Posts Drives: Carless Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: FL iTrader: (12)	wtf __________________ -fatman
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 10:49 PM	#12
CPWINCH Brigadier General 741 Rep 4,635 Posts Drives: Toyota Prius Join Date: May 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (7)	I know i once shit my pants so hard even after i changed my clothes i couldnt escape the smell for days late.r __________________ Follow my BMW instagram @CARMODIFICATION Let me know you are from bimmerpost and i'll follow back
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-16-2012, 11:06 PM	#13
MisterSkiMask Banned 149 Rep 2,014 Posts Drives: I Can not say Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: you must not know iTrader: (0)	I'm sorry, those files are sealed, and the evidence was wrapped in one ply toilet paper and disposed of
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-17-2012, 03:01 AM	#16
Terraforce1 If you ain't first, you're last! 7 Rep 580 Posts Drives: '14 Boxster GTS + 14' 1199 S Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Europe iTrader: (0)	I have unfortunately, it was a messy experience! I just threw my jocks out the bathroom window and made a swift exit.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-17-2012, 06:15 AM	#17
samchoi604 Colonel 64 Rep 2,334 Posts Drives: black on black Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Burnaby, BC iTrader: (3)	I have sharted so badly it turned into a shrick.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-17-2012, 02:10 PM	#20
Elliott@DetailAddict Brigadier General 306 Rep 4,443 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: May 2011 Location: Santa Clara, CA iTrader: (0)	Thread has me cracking up.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-17-2012, 02:12 PM	#21
schnell325 Bored at work.... 950 Rep 5,480 Posts Drives: 2016 F82 M4 GTS//2022 M235iGC Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Comox Valley iTrader: (8)	Or be stuck in a traffic jam and have the same issue....... __________________ Grey Matter:2008 E92 M3:608/425. SG/PS SOLD! Dark Matter:2015 F80 M3:495/505. SOLD! Anti Matter :2016 F82 M4 GTS 2024 U11 X1 2.8i
	Appreciate 0 Quote

05-17-2012, 02:15 PM	#22
Templar Lieutenant Colonel 271 Rep 1,883 Posts Drives: 2011 E92 M3 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: One of the coasts... iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [10.00]	I sit on a bed pan when I play video games for 8 hours on weekends and just shit in there, usually I don't bother moving until I am done. __________________ '11 BMW E92 ///M3 - ZCP and DCT '15 Ford F-250 - Lariat, 6.7 Powerstroke Turbo-diesel
	Appreciate 0 Quote

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search