OMFG.. My wifey puked in my car

SoYank · 07-02-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Markinsd

Dude, I have my priorities straight. People drink to much and get sick. I took care of her then the car. YES I'm pissed about the car dipstick, I just freaking bought it and don't even have the plates on.. Her chin wipes right off but the carpet and leather isn't so easy..

Some of you guys are clueless.

A) My name is not "Dude".
B) Keep to the subject. Your car doesn't have a dipstick. Are you pissed at that, too?
C) Your first post in no way conveyed any compassion for your wife, only your car. What would you expect someone to think?

S4to335 · 07-02-2007, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

A) My name is not "Dude".
B) Keep to the subject. Your car doesn't have a dipstick. Are you pissed at that, too?
C) Your first post in no way conveyed any compassion for your wife, only your car. What would you expect someone to think?

Dude...dude..dude

You must not live in California huh?

StewtheBassman · 07-02-2007, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Markinsd

Don't worry.. I didn't curse at her, just on my thread and in my head.. LOL

Happy to report it's all cleaned up and miraculously she managed to completely miss the carpet and only got it on the leather and the inside of the door which wiped off pretty easily with some orange armorall wipes. I don't even notice a smell.. WHEW! The wife is recuperating well.

I used Armor All Orange wipes on my 5 year old's hot dog puke two winters ago....seat, seat belt....the smell has been log gone...snif...I love Armor All wipes!!!

eleven11 · 07-02-2007, 04:13 PM

The Dude abides

SoYank · 07-02-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by S4to335

Dude...dude..dude

You must not live in California huh?

Fortunately, no longer; not for seventeen years. And apparently you don't know what the Cross of St. George flag indicates.

ATG · 07-02-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Markinsd

She only had 3 drinks and she seemed fine.. and most of it went out the window, the rest on the inside of the door and the side of the seat/floor by the door.

I've only seen my wife get sick one other time in 6 years.. it's not like we are total partiers.. shit just happens I guess..

This is an obvious case of lack of practice. My wife has been trained (by me) to handle at least 6-7 drinks with no vomiting. Keep practicing and your 335 will be out of danger some day.

Markinsd · 07-02-2007, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

A) My name is not "Dude".
B) Keep to the subject. Your car doesn't have a dipstick. Are you pissed at that, too?
C) Your first post in no way conveyed any compassion for your wife, only your car. What would you expect someone to think?

A. As far as I am concerned your name is Dude.. sorry if you don't like it.
B. You are the dipstick
C. This is not a wife forum, it's a car forum.

Markinsd · 07-02-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ATG

This is an obvious case of lack of practice. My wife has been trained (by me) to handle at least 6-7 drinks with no vomiting. Keep practicing and your 335 will be out of danger some day.

LOL, definitely a lack of practice. She now has a 2 drink limit..

TiAg335i · 07-02-2007, 11:03 PM

Never understood how people just vomit, in the time she felt like she would was going to puke, she could have 1. told you to stop right now and pull over 2. open the window and puke outside 3. puke in the nearest bag 4. puke on her shirt at least.....the car just isnt the same after someone puked in it

karliejai · 07-03-2007, 05:05 AM

lol now why did u make her drink?

SoYank · 07-03-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Markinsd

A. As far as I am concerned your name is Dude.. sorry if you don't like it.
B. You are the dipstick
C. This is not a wife forum, it's a car forum.

A) And your name is dumbf**k! And I don't give a flyingf**k if YOU don't like it.
B) You are an *and I'd rather be a dipstick. At least a dipstick is useful.
C) If this is a car forum and not a wife forum, then why the fuck did the OP even mention his wife?

spacedogg · 07-03-2007, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

A) And your name is dumbf**k! And I don't give a flyingf**k if YOU don't like it.
B) You are an *and I'd rather be a dipstick. At least a dipstick is useful.
C) If this is a car forum and not a wife forum, then why the fuck did the OP even mention his wife?

Wow. Some people drink too much Haterade around here...

This thread has been useful in that I learned how to clean up my car if I, a friend or my SO vomits in the car...so good to know!

I also learned not to vent on forums. Hehe.

S4to335 · 07-03-2007, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

Fortunately, no longer; not for seventeen years. And apparently you don't know what the Cross of St. George flag indicates.

Didnt recognize that until now...btw, I own a forest in Nottingham...

007e92 · 07-03-2007, 11:55 AM

sorry to hear that man, id like to say hey dont worry because my girl has puked in my car a couple times. inside, on the outside of the door, etc...but then again, not in the bimma though. only happened in my old car. that effing sucks. i think if she puked in my bimma, i would probably yank my own eyeballs out

Professor///M · 07-05-2007, 08:57 PM

You're kidding right... 4 pages and still none?

Hello?!

JmanE55 · 07-13-2007, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ATG

This is an obvious case of lack of practice. My wife has been trained (by me) to handle at least 6-7 drinks with no vomiting. Keep practicing and your 335 will be out of danger some day.

DO IT.

montreal red · 07-18-2007, 07:18 PM

god...cant believe people are giving this guy shit for cursing at his wife because he needs to clean her puke. i mean we all curse/swear at people we love all the time. at least he's doing it here on the forum and not in front of her. hope everything's nice and clean now! good luck!

William · 07-18-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PAMidge

You're kidding right... 4 pages and still none?

Hello?!

i really dont want to see pics of it lol
but did you repair or refurbish everything as much as you could Markinsd ?

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TiAg335i Trance Life 345 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	Never understood how people just vomit, in the time she felt like she would was going to puke, she could have 1. told you to stop right now and pull over 2. open the window and puke outside 3. puke in the nearest bag 4. puke on her shirt at least.....the car just isnt the same after someone puked in it
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007e92 First Lieutenant 14 Rep 371 Posts Drives: 645Ci Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Jose, CA iTrader: (3) Garage List 2004 BMW 645 [0.00]	sorry to hear that man, id like to say hey dont worry because my girl has puked in my car a couple times. inside, on the outside of the door, etc...but then again, not in the bimma though. only happened in my old car. that effing sucks. i think if she puked in my bimma, i would probably yank my own eyeballs out __________________ Current Ride: 04' 645Ci Retired Rides: 07' e92 04' e46
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montreal red chris 294 Rep 12,141 Posts Drives: White Boat Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Toronto iTrader: (31)	god...cant believe people are giving this guy shit for cursing at his wife because he needs to clean her puke. i mean we all curse/swear at people we love all the time. at least he's doing it here on the forum and not in front of her. hope everything's nice and clean now! good luck!
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