Have you heard the one......

- Paul - · 07-21-2007, 11:10 AM

about the dyslexic alcoholic?

He choked to death on his own vimto.

dxb335d · 07-21-2007, 11:13 AM

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ZiM · 07-21-2007, 11:20 AM

what about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

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he sold his soul to santa!

ZiM · 07-21-2007, 11:20 AM

oh and the dyslexic pimp...

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bought a warehouse

peterg1965 · 07-21-2007, 11:24 AM

What do the letters "DNA" stand for??

National Association of Dyslexics

mjh93sa · 07-21-2007, 11:49 AM

Or the dyslexic insomniac who lies awake wondering if there really is a dog?

Ragman · 07-21-2007, 12:18 PM

Guy writes to Claire Rayner,

I am into flagellation, bestiality and necrophilia - am I flogging a dead horse?

SoYank · 07-21-2007, 01:01 PM

Dyslexics have more fnu.

Steve A · 07-21-2007, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragman

Guy writes to Claire Rayner,

I am into flagellation, bestiality and necrophilia - am I flogging a dead horse?

a truly educated joke.....

Jay2998 · 07-21-2007, 07:07 PM

hey, I dno't aperciapte yuor hmuor, dsyelxia is vrey siroeus and comomn as wlel so you sohnudl't be mnaikg fun of it!

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Jay2998 ninja 11 Rep 39 Posts Drives: 04 Navigator 00 Civic Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: shadows iTrader: (0)	hey, I dno't aperciapte yuor hmuor, dsyelxia is vrey siroeus and comomn as wlel so you sohnudl't be mnaikg fun of it! (sorry, works better with words more than 4 letters)
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