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      09-15-2015, 08:30 PM   #1
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Horn jokes - Ha!

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1173336
http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1173465

A lot of horny people lately...
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A wise man once said there is nothing wrong about a punch of strangers showing off their horns to others. Maybe someone will start a thread about these in the clip section and we can all post ours.
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      09-15-2015, 08:56 PM   #3
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I wonder who has the biggest horn...

How long till train horns get installed?
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Are BSM horns larger than other colors?
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My horn is small...
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Are BSM horns larger than other colors?
No - SO has the biggest horns
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sometimes horns seem smaller if it is cold outside. Does your horn sound bigger once it warms up?
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sometimes horns seem smaller if it is cold outside. Does your horn sound bigger once it warms up?
In my experience, in a cold start all horns seems quite insignificant, it takes time yo get them to working temperatures.
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In my experience, in a cold start all horns seems quite insignificant, it takes time yo get them to working temperatures.
Maybe the OPs horn needs a little blue pill?

(Just be careful of honks that last more than 4 hours.....)
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Maybe the OPs horn needs a little blue pill?

(Just be careful of honks that last more than 4 hours.....)
By tuning you void warranty, so I wouldn't suggest that.

I'd say this is a matter of proper insulation and trying to avoid competition out of our league.

To any rookie, I would recommend a secluded place with little audience. A parking garage at night perhaps. I'd make sure the fueling is done right, and the lubrication levels are according to the iDrive optimal. In any case to boost up confidence, it is important to have the maximum effect an echo can provide, so a garage should provide a good setting.

From personal experience, it seems most horns are bound to work better with a little aggression. I'd suggest the op pictures a really horn worthy situation before honking.
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      09-16-2015, 09:40 AM   #11
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Maybe the OPs horn needs a little blue pill?

(Just be careful of honks that last more than 4 hours.....)
If the honking is nonstop, you can try washing the car with cold water.
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I've heard the 2016 LCI horn sounds different from the 2015's. Someone should make a comparison video.
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If the honking is nonstop, you can try washing the car with cold water.
Really? That sounds like a bad advice, stains don't come off in low temperatures.
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Really? That sounds like a bad advice, stains don't come off in low temperatures.
The cold water is only to prevent the honking, if the honking goes so long that you get fluid stains, you will need a different solution...
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The cold water is only to prevent the honking, if the honking goes so long that you get fluid stains, you will need a different solution...
Ah, you're right naturally. Clearly you are the master of horns and my inexperience is showing here too much.
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Ah, you're right naturally. Clearly you are the master of horns and my inexperience is showing here too much.
You have more cars than I do, I think maybe I just know my way around the one horn. All the vehicles like to be honked differently.
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You have more cars than I do, I think maybe I just know my way around the one horn. All the vehicles like to be honked differently.
Yeah, but I upgraded the exhaust system and now I use that instead of the horn. It makes more vibrations which provides more results.
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Yeah, but I upgraded the exhaust system and now I use that instead of the horn. It makes more vibrations which provides more results.
You are clearly the master here. I also enjoy the exhaust system vibrations, but I notice that if I do not honk the horn from time to time it starts to honk itself at inconvenient times (like when I am trying to sleep). Do you know of a workaround for this glitch?
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You are clearly the master here. I also enjoy the exhaust system vibrations, but I notice that if I do not honk the horn from time to time it starts to honk itself at inconvenient times (like when I am trying to sleep). Do you know of a workaround for this glitch?
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Well, personally since there's no other cars, I do like to honk it on purpose until it uses up enough power.
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