[PoorLurker]

I actually have nothing bad to say about my boss. She does her job quite well and is respected among all of the employees.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

I actually have nothing bad to say about my boss. She does her job quite well and is respected among all of the employees.

She saw you scrolling bimmerpost today and this is the way you cover your ass?

[Lups]

Bimmette Wah just offered me a job (again). You're my witness when he fires me for, and to quote ASBSECU E93 opening a can of whoop ass that bimmerpost addiction was reported before hiring and that my mental state was well known before hiring.

[Wah]

Yup! Just move here and you've got a cushy job where you get to post on bimmerpost all day and go on coffee runs! I'll double your cash on hand to a whole $4 in a matter of weeks! Whaddya say??

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Waaah, I can't post in here because I'm not anonymous

I love it when people get fired on Facebook when bitching about their boss

Smart, this one is.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Wah

Yup! Just move here and you've got a cushy job where you get to post on bimmerpost all day and go on coffee runs! I'll double your cash on hand to a whole $4 in a matter of weeks! Whaddya say??

Hey, this is an awesome offer! Can you arrange for a visa for her family? Why didn't you think of this earlier?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Smart, this one is.

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey, this is an awesome offer! Can you arrange for a visa for her family? Why didn't you think of this earlier?

Lol OMC the amount of booze needed to listen to wah whining. It'll cost me to keep the job.

But I'd love to be his temp

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol OMC the amount of booze needed to listen to wah whining. It'll cost me to keep the job.

But I'd love to be his temp

I think you'd scare all his patients and he would go out of business.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

Yup! Just move here and you've got a cushy job where you get to post on bimmerpost all day and go on coffee runs! I'll double your cash on hand to a whole $4 in a matter of weeks! Whaddya say??

Four dollars in weeks?

Wow.

I mean, it took me a year to get to the current 3.50 since you fucker don't pay me what you owe me!

[Wah]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey, this is an awesome offer! Can you arrange for a visa for her family? Why didn't you think of this earlier?

I offered! The woman doesn't want to come to NJ... what can I say? Seriously, though... I think you need some specialty training, and as en employer, I need a good reason to hire a foreign national with said training. Hell, I'd hire her for real, though.

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol OMC the amount of booze needed to listen to wah whining. It'll cost me to keep the job.

But I'd love to be his temp

Send me a C.V.! I'll supply the booze.

[C5driver]

It's 10:30 and my dumbass boss is taking the rest of the day off

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by C5driver

It's 10:30 and my dumbass boss is taking the rest of the day off

What a dick.

[csu87]

Mine wants to be my friend more than anything and never provides any direction on anything. Its always, "What do you think you should do?" If I knew what to do, I wouldnt ask you fucker.

It is nice cause since he wants to be my best friend, I dont really have to tell him what Im doing ever. Last week I "worked from home" almost every day with no questions asked.

[NEFARIOUS]

Don't even get me started. I do have plenty of rants about past bosses.

Ah, what the hell. I am doing IT security analysis for a major bank, for which they are planning on having certain systems able to be controlled by corporate... Every time I submit the analysis documents, he always asks very specific questions for stuff I later found out was not even remotely important, or is self-explanatory.

e.g. I could put "Lighting controls: No BMS* found, traditional manual switch" in the report, which even a 5 year-old can understand.
*Building Management System

Supervisor on the phone: "So there's no BMS for the lights?"

Me (on the surface): No sir.

Me (deep down): WHAT FUCKING PART OF "NO BMS FOUND" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!? THIS IS THE 20TH SITE ANALYSIS THAT USES NORMAL LIGHT SWITCHES!!!!!"

...Then I find out that they change the terms of the contract and ask if there is anything linked to a dedicated control network and won't even need to probe every single piece of equipment for serial numbers, which would've saved me 30 minutes per site and have less time on the phone answering obvious questions.

[3.0L]

My doesn't annoy me anymore because I retired 4 years ago!

But seriously, my last boss was a straight-arrow OK dude. We got along well and I felt that he was pretty fair with task assignments. Also, he did not micro-manage me.

And we still do lunch!