Why cars are "women"?

Private50 · 02-04-2008, 08:33 PM

I always had this question in my mind...why people called cars women instead men?

McLuVan · 02-04-2008, 08:35 PM

they are both high maintenance
sexy
and u can have LOTS of fun with them(especially at night)

mkaaes · 02-04-2008, 08:38 PM

Because they cost you a lot of money and sometimes drive you crazy j/k kind of

Private50 · 02-04-2008, 08:42 PM

LOL///that really makes sense....however women can't drive!

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Originally Posted by Valley_Boy

they are both high maintenance
sexy
and u can have LOTS of fun with them(especially at night)

ruxp · 02-04-2008, 08:46 PM

Coz you control them.

John 070 · 02-04-2008, 09:01 PM

I would guess that it's similar to christening a ship, and normally a woman is the sponsor. But that's not to say the ship has to have a female name. Breaking a bottle of wine against the body of a car, however, is not advisable, as the wine and its tannins are not good for the paint.

TurboFan · 02-04-2008, 10:32 PM

if it has tits or tires, sooner or later it will give you trouble.

aequitas330 · 02-04-2008, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valley_Boy

they are both high maintenance
sexy
and u can have LOTS of fun with them(especially at night)

canucklion · 02-04-2008, 10:43 PM

'cuz it'd be gay if I say, hey I'm going to take Johnny for a ride, or I'm going to ride Johnny real hard tonight.

Eazyrock · 02-04-2008, 10:50 PM

They just are.

nusevad · 02-04-2008, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valley_Boy

they are both high maintenance
sexy
and u can have LOTS of fun with them(especially at night)

Couldnt agree more.

c0nstant · 02-04-2008, 11:31 PM

i had the same question

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72841

bspaceman · 02-04-2008, 11:53 PM

Trampled Underfoot Lyrics
Led Zeppelin
(Jones/Page/Plant)

Greased and slicked down body, groovy leather trim
I like the way you hold the road, mama, it ain't no sin

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Trouble-free transmission, helps your oil's flow
Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood
Baby, I could work all night, believe I've got the perfect tools

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

A model built for comfort, really built with style
Specialist tradition, mama, let me feast my eyes

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Factory air-conditioned, heat begins to rise
Guaranteed to run for hours, mama it's a perfect size

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I'm gonna crack a head.

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)
I can't stop talkin' about...

Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Fully automatic, comes in any size
Makes me wonder what I did, before we synchronized

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold
I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors

Talkin' 'bout love (X3)

Oh, I can't stop talkin' about love.

E90ice · 02-05-2008, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valley_Boy

they are both high maintenance
sexy
and u can have LOTS of fun with them(especially at night)

Quote:

Originally Posted by mkaaes

Because they cost you a lot of money and sometimes drive you crazy j/k kind of

Quote:

Originally Posted by Private50

LOL///that really makes sense....however women can't drive!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboFan

if it has tits or tires, sooner or later it will give you trouble.

Quote:

Originally Posted by canucklion

'cuz it'd be gay if I say, hey I'm going to take Johnny for a ride, or I'm going to ride Johnny real hard tonight.

02-05-2008, 12:40 AM

because you can drive them hard and fast (unless you're gay, you drive slow)

DSe93 · 02-05-2008, 01:15 AM

what do u mean they are women??? u dont park your car in the kitchen do u?

c0nstant · 02-05-2008, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSe93

what do u mean they are women??? u dont park your car in the kitchen do u?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sinnet112 · 02-05-2008, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSe93

what do u mean they are women??? u dont park your car in the kitchen do u?

Funniest comment in the thread so far...

Couch · 02-05-2008, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canucklion

'cuz it'd be gay if I say, hey I'm going to take Johnny for a ride, or I'm going to ride Johnny real hard tonight.

Exactly. Just doesn't sound right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSe93

what do u mean they are women??? u dont park your car in the kitchen do u?

I park my car in the kitchen.

nub340 · 02-05-2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bspaceman

Trampled Underfoot Lyrics
...

+1, DUDE, I never knew what the hell he was saying in that song and now that I know I'm gonna have to listen to it again like 20x. You think Plant really knew what Koni's were? lol

Year's_End · 02-05-2008, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valley_Boy

they are both high maintenance
sexy
and u can have LOTS of fun with them(especially at night)

100% agreed.

02-04-2008, 08:33 PM	#1
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John 070 Lieutenant General 1725 Rep 14,825 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	I would guess that it's similar to christening a ship, and normally a woman is the sponsor. But that's not to say the ship has to have a female name. Breaking a bottle of wine against the body of a car, however, is not advisable, as the wine and its tannins are not good for the paint.
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1834 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	i had the same question http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72841
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02-04-2008, 11:53 PM	#13
bspaceman The Last Beautiful Free Soul On This Planet 15 Rep 627 Posts Drives: Jet Black 335i coupe Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cedar Park, TX iTrader: (2)	Trampled Underfoot Lyrics Led Zeppelin (Jones/Page/Plant) Greased and slicked down body, groovy leather trim I like the way you hold the road, mama, it ain't no sin Talkin' 'bout love (X3) Trouble-free transmission, helps your oil's flow Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all Talkin' 'bout love (X3) Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood Baby, I could work all night, believe I've got the perfect tools Talkin' 'bout love (X3) A model built for comfort, really built with style Specialist tradition, mama, let me feast my eyes Talkin' 'bout love (X3) Factory air-conditioned, heat begins to rise Guaranteed to run for hours, mama it's a perfect size Talkin' 'bout love (X3) Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I'm gonna crack a head. Talkin' 'bout love (X3) I can't stop talkin' about... Come to me for service every hundred miles Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive Talkin' 'bout love (X3) Fully automatic, comes in any size Makes me wonder what I did, before we synchronized Talkin' 'bout love (X3) Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors Talkin' 'bout love (X3) Oh, I can't stop talkin' about love. __________________ Jet Black/Black Leather 335i coupe (totaled courtesy of the pizza kid Sport/Premi/Comft/Nav - iDrive/Sirius/iPod/OEM Body kit, M Sideskirts, M deck lip, Miro 366s on Nitto 555 NTs, Matte Black Grills, Valentine 1 hardwire, 35% tint, BMS Lighting, BMS computer magic, BMS Dual Cone
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