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      12-13-2016, 06:26 AM   #23
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Females could stick the gun also into their very special holster, but lets not deepen this thinking anymore
I still keep laughing at this. Man I need sleep, badly.
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Can it Paul Bunyan. You're just jelly of my target skills with a 9mm made for an infant.


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I am against firearms (which includes cannons of all sizes in this post!!) and I'm not carrying for no man!!!

I've cleaned my share of riffles and shit but this post makes me wonder if they had been carried by females before. It would explain a lot though!

You killed it.
Don't encourage his stupid behavior!


PS: There has been reports of females carrying in their hoo-ha, not sure about the anus. I wouldn't doubt it though, people do crazy shit.
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Can it Paul Bunyan. You're just jelly of my target skills with a 9mm made for an infant.




Don't encourage his stupid behavior!


PS: There has been reports of females carrying in their hoo-ha, not sure about the anus. I wouldn't doubt it though, people do crazy shit.
Young fool, of course I encourage him, this kept me awake today!

I swear I have pictured the inserting procedure too many times today, and I keep thinking how and what muscles one should work out to fire while still in casing.

Man I need to sleep.
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      12-13-2016, 04:26 PM   #26
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You should sleep. Dont own a car and neither a gun...whaddya doin' around here, huh? No wood for the winter to chop?
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Young fool, of course I encourage him, this kept me awake today!

I swear I have pictured the inserting procedure too many times today, and I keep thinking how and what muscles one should work out to fire while still in casing.

Man I need to sleep.
I'm not trying to be mean but.....why no sleep?

You dont have a full time job

You dont have a car

You even gave up on cardio and shooting to repel the next russian invasion.......so what the fuck are you so tired for?

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I'm gonna use it to clip dual 1911s on my shoes
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I'm interested, but does is there a refund when you shoot off your penis?
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You would have to be a good shot to accomplish that
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I'm not trying to be mean but.....why no sleep?

You dont have a full time job

You dont have a car

You even gave up on cardio and shooting to repel the next russian invasion.......so what the fuck are you so tired for?

Our kids were sick all last week, which meant I was basically up all hours (norovirus), plus as an extra fun, they got a nasty cold after it. That, and a my usual shit to do kinda meant no time to sleep, and every time there is anything wrong with them, I start having nightmares of our older sons first year. It completely messes with me every time. edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemifacial_microsomia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microtia

My son is a type four, so basically his first year was scary. I like studying, so the medical terms were no issue to me before every visit, but I spend hours on rollers before every appointment since I wanted to kill everyone who thought my son wasn't perfect. And it was not only a weekly drill at times.

Even when all the kids are good and safe, and the world keeps spinning on the right orbit, I seriously struggle every time I have to go in with them. The first year was really rough. I told the nurses to tell the doctors I couldn't handle any peptalk, and that I need facts only.

The kid is absolutely fine, and developing at our family curb apparently. But as a parent, you do not get over it all.
I don't work the regular hours but I usually put in about ten hours per day for the research and so on per day too, so I'm badly behind from last week. Also since Christmas is nearing, coordinating donations becomes a job of it's own. And our dog tried to get killed so minding his wounds has been an extra joy.

As for guns, if I absolutely don't have to, I won't be touching one. Going jogging is a horrible and inhumane thing to do, so I am very glad I can pinn the horror on russians.

Funny fact: If you avoid all cardio for years, when you pick it up again you remember for sure every reason you hated it.

But anyway, I don't work from 9-17, I work from 10pm to three am, and from six am till I'm done or kids or dogs need more from me. As you said, it isn't a full time job even if it is a bit time consuming.
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      12-14-2016, 07:03 AM   #32
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Young fool, of course I encourage him, this kept me awake today!

I swear I have pictured the inserting procedure too many times today, and I keep thinking how and what muscles one should work out to fire while still in casing.

Man I need to sleep.

I ain't no fool, fool!


Pffft, shit tell me about it. I think about the inserting procedure 24/7. Insert then remove, insert then remove.
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I ain't no fool, fool!


Pffft, shit tell me about it. I think about the inserting procedure 24/7. Insert then remove, insert then remove.
Oh great, I was over this already. (still no sleep really)
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Oh great, I was over this already. (still no sleep really)
Well..., lesbiahonest here, we'll never be over it. Or under it for that matter.
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Carrying a handgun+no holster=Thug life.
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Well..., lesbiahonest here, we'll never be over it. Or under it for that matter.
The truth has been spoken.

I got kicked out from my home.

"go to my parents, sit down for a while, and finally sleep. My parents will handle the kids tomorrow."
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      12-15-2016, 02:10 PM   #37
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Carrying a handgun+no holster=Thug life.
yeah, but what about a "clip holster alternative"?
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I like sometime to use a paddle holster, could be easy equipped by sticking it at your belt or trouser. Depends onto the size of the gun, how big the holster would be at the end.
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What happens when you take gun to range and put few hundred rounds trough the barrel
and gun gets overheated
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Don't press it against your face for a while?
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What happens when you take gun to range and put few hundred rounds trough the barrel
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I speed shoot with it on. 300rds in less than 30min has zero effect
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