How to have sex for hours?

down4it · 04-07-2008, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mbmwcsl3

think of throw up or something gross, or pop a vicodin or some oxycontin that should do the job, i have learned to make my girlfriend get off in 5 minutes... then she complains it starts to tingle and hurt...but i don't care i just keep giving it to her whether she likes it or not... she usually falls asleep after for a good 1-2 hours which is amazing because then i don't have to hear her speak... anyway good luck, have fun, make babies

oh and btw if you do consider taking oxycontin you will last for ever, its actually really funny to how they start to complain to hurry up, but in my mind im laughing which gets my mind off sex and makes it even longer so they are beat. Also the after sex sleep on oxycontin is great, Enjoy

How much mg do you take usually? I took my 80mg tab and broke it into 1/4's which seemed to do pretty well... I also snorted 40mg and that didnt go so well, i mean i was fine but was unable to perform...(or walk)

mbmwcsl3 · 04-07-2008, 04:16 PM

i have 40mg's and i split them in half and just take half at a time, so i can actually function... the stuff is crazy lol... oh i wouldnt snort them either 80mg are very thick and hard to break up but if you have the 30mg which are also known as blues those are thin and a lot easier

Year's_End · 04-07-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by down4it

How much mg do you take usually? I took my 80mg tab and broke it into 1/4's which seemed to do pretty well... I also snorted 40mg and that didnt go so well, i mean i was fine but was unable to perform...(or walk)

Why the hell would you snort oxycontin????

NoKids · 04-08-2008, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SteelTorque

I know, it's like the world is changing.

I remember the times when they would beg you for a blowjob, now you have to beg them to get one...at least here in WA

i cant stand begging for a bj. its so degrading. this morning i wanted a bj so bad, what i did was ask my girl: "have you ever tried 69?" i stuck my dick in her mouth and her pvssy in mine.

everybody's happy.

Davin · 07-14-2008, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

once you bust your first nut, take a warm wet rag, and rub it over your chest slowly while taking deep breaths. youll be amazed at what can happen.

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c0nstant · 07-15-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Davin

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LOL i was thinking the same thing

SlammedR8 · 07-15-2008, 04:50 PM

great thread!

mpimping · 07-15-2008, 09:14 PM

4 hours is too long. don't wack off and spend like 1 hour getting her wet then do her. after u bust get her to blow u until u r ready again then repeat

richeerich03 · 07-15-2008, 10:54 PM

I wanted to post this video when this thread first started.. hahahaha..
Keep it real..

BayAreaE92 · 07-15-2008, 11:08 PM

http://www.autospies.com/images/2-25-05/man-in-bed.jpg

Nuff said hahaha

solefald · 07-15-2008, 11:13 PM

like dis. use ur mouf.

Year's_End · 07-16-2008, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by richeerich03

I wanted to post this video when this thread first started.. hahahaha..
Keep it real..

DUDE the black guy in that movie is hilarious!

...chafing...

...boston market...

mpimping · 07-16-2008, 01:52 AM

4 hours is too long she'll dry up. just do a lot of foreplay and start again after you know with more foreplay/oral sex

jlstyle · 07-17-2008, 06:55 PM

Without any bs, i did about 3~4 hour sex before. I mean that was couple years ago and not sure if i still can do that but I used to be able to pull off 2 hours easy.
But, it wasn't full 4 hours piston action of course. About 30 min of foreplan to get her nice and wet then about 20 min of her doing me then straight intercourse for fulll one hour or more. Use double condom method if you are not used to for long intercourse, just make sure you clean off all the oil on the inner layer. Then crack the nuts if you wish as she would be very tired. Go out for smoke and let her massage you for a bit especially thigh area then you will be able to come back up but it will hurt and you will no longer feel the desire as you did before but it's for her, so who cares?
Third time wouldn't hurt at all nor you will feel anything, but now you can try positions you coudln't keep up before due to numbness. She will go crazy.
Now you've done 3 or 4 times, your eyes will look like zombie and suddenly got dark circles all over the face. You will need GOOD 10 hour sleep.

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mbmwcsl3 mtek335i 3 Rep 61 Posts Drives: 2011 335i mtek Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: East Brunswick NJ iTrader: (0)	i have 40mg's and i split them in half and just take half at a time, so i can actually function... the stuff is crazy lol... oh i wouldnt snort them either 80mg are very thick and hard to break up but if you have the 30mg which are also known as blues those are thin and a lot easier
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mpimping Banned 886 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	4 hours is too long. don't wack off and spend like 1 hour getting her wet then do her. after u bust get her to blow u until u r ready again then repeat
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mpimping Banned 886 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	4 hours is too long she'll dry up. just do a lot of foreplay and start again after you know with more foreplay/oral sex
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jlstyle Lieutenant Colonel 362 Rep 1,762 Posts Drives: Porsche Panamera Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Audi S7 [0.00] 2015 BMW X5 [0.00]	Without any bs, i did about 3~4 hour sex before. I mean that was couple years ago and not sure if i still can do that but I used to be able to pull off 2 hours easy. But, it wasn't full 4 hours piston action of course. About 30 min of foreplan to get her nice and wet then about 20 min of her doing me then straight intercourse for fulll one hour or more. Use double condom method if you are not used to for long intercourse, just make sure you clean off all the oil on the inner layer. Then crack the nuts if you wish as she would be very tired. Go out for smoke and let her massage you for a bit especially thigh area then you will be able to come back up but it will hurt and you will no longer feel the desire as you did before but it's for her, so who cares? Third time wouldn't hurt at all nor you will feel anything, but now you can try positions you coudln't keep up before due to numbness. She will go crazy. Now you've done 3 or 4 times, your eyes will look like zombie and suddenly got dark circles all over the face. You will need GOOD 10 hour sleep.
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