Meaning of Nine Words Women Use

Tondtar · 05-14-2009, 06:07 PM

1. FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES. If she’s getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING. This is the calm before the storm. “Nothing” means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing surely end in “Fine” (see #1).

4. GO AHEAD. This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5. LOUD SIGH. This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about “Nothing” (see #3).

6. THAT'S OK. This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS. A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER. Is a women's way of saying F * * K YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What's wrong?” For the woman's response, see #3. Then RUN!

Blake · 05-14-2009, 06:16 PM

scollins · 05-14-2009, 06:36 PM

It would be even funnier, if it weren't TRUE!!

wuufer001 · 05-14-2009, 06:54 PM

4. GO AHEAD. This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

LAWLZ

FOXYCaymanS · 05-14-2009, 09:29 PM

psssh, WHATEVER...

Tondtar · 05-14-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FOXYone

psssh, WHATEVER...

Case in point

Blake · 05-15-2009, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by FOXYone

psssh, WHATEVER...

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Case in point

Crimson92 · 05-15-2009, 03:23 PM

all true

FOXYCaymanS · 05-15-2009, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

all true

*Loud Sigh* at your sig quote dude....

Blake · 05-15-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by FOXYone

*Loud Sigh* at your sig quote dude....

i see nothing worthy of a loud sigh

Crimson92 · 05-15-2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by FOXYone

*Loud Sigh* at your sig quote dude....

....your tactics do not work on me.....after having a gf for 7 years...many of those tricks dont work on me

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Originally Posted by Blake

i see nothing worthy of a loud sigh

love ya bro....no homo

Tondtar · 05-15-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by FOXYone

*Loud Sigh* at your sig quote dude....

A Loud Sigh is called a "Grunt".

Take it from someone who's been married for a long time

Tondtar · 05-15-2009, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

A Loud Sigh is called a "Grunt".

Take it from someone who's been married for a long time

And a silent "Loud Sigh" is called a ... (Step a few feet back after hitting the link) :

Silent Loud Sigh

endofanera7 · 05-17-2009, 09:17 PM

women and their words...

damiem3 · 05-19-2009, 09:56 PM

all true... from personal experiences

MrAdams · 05-20-2009, 04:28 PM

#4 = WIN hahahaha!

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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1163 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Meaning of Nine Words Women Use 1. FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES. If she’s getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING. This is the calm before the storm. “Nothing” means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing surely end in “Fine” (see #1). 4. GO AHEAD. This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5. LOUD SIGH. This isn’t actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about “Nothing” (see #3). 6. THAT'S OK. This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. THANKS. A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. WHATEVER. Is a women's way of saying F * * K YOU! 9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What's wrong?” For the woman's response, see #3. Then RUN!
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