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09-21-2009, 11:25 PM | #112 | |
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I understand that you are worried that you going to run out of stories really quick if you go too fast. So be it, live in the fast lane. Dump your folder on us and tell us how cool it is to be a cabbie in a prompt manner and when your stories run out, let the thread die with dignity and win. Don't be an attention whore and ask every 5 mins if we are still interested in your awesomeness, WE ARE FUCKING INTERESTED OK! thats why we subscribe. If your stories are EPIC WIN good, I will post a reply daily and ask you for the next episode. Since its not Epic Win good, but just good, Im still subscribed, but its just not worth the trouble for me to ask you to post again and I'll just wait until you put 1 up. This is an example of what you are doing. A bitch gave me a BJ, (good good awesome), and then a strip tease for fucking 8 hours (which served its suspenseful purpose in the fist fucking 15 mins), and when my boner dies, she turns around and says well it seems like your dick has lost interest, should I fuck you still? Well fuck yes I want to fuck, but you are just taking so god damn long. Listen pal, no offense or trying to be a dick, just calling it like I see it. You are writing essentially short stories thats pretty much irrelevant and not in any form of sequential time order to each other. There is nothing wrong with that, but it makes it like little individual movies without any deep character development. This form of story telling just do not captivate the audience as much as a continuous time line linear story that interlocks between episodes, aka soap opera. So its not that your stories aren't cool. They are very cool, I wish I experienced it myself. But they are not the type to benefit from a prolonged pause between episodes. SO STOP IT WITH THE LONG PAUSES MANG. and to amend our now I presume strained relationship. I offer you this funny Caturday poster in exchange for truce and tranquility. Cherrios. |
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09-23-2009, 03:11 PM | #117 |
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this is exactly why people lose interest, because you'll give us a short story...then wait 2 weeks while asking us if we're still interested, and then disappear for a few more weeks. all in the mean time we want you to keep coming with the stories
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