Stripper help (long read)

phile92 · 10-07-2009, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by cj350

stay away stripper will stalk the hell out of your life. Trust me not worth it. They are always sorrunded by people you will never want to know.

would your Maserati happen to be dark blue? i keep seeing the same one around the shoppes. not sure what rpm you change up at, but the exhaust note is out of this world.

Cyber · 10-07-2009, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cj350

stay away stripper will stalk the hell out of your life. Trust me not worth it. They are always sorrunded by people you will never want to know.

+10,000

Watch Dateline....

Spool · 10-07-2009, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by gravediggingaditch

Your next post?

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=308193

hahaha asshole

dasReaper · 10-07-2009, 12:22 PM

wait so has the OP ever told us what happened? Did he hit that shit? Also did he ever post a picture of her in her "work clothes", lol. That picture he sent looked like a highschool senior year photo...

choicez · 10-07-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dasReaper

wait so has the OP ever told us what happened? Did he hit that shit? Also did he ever post a picture of her in her "work clothes", lol. That picture he sent looked like a highschool senior year photo...

+1

might be fake and just a troll.

its_errick · 10-07-2009, 12:37 PM

damn seems fishy but you never know until you try. dont fall for that i need 5000 now or wat not just casual and if the lady says she wants to pay for your food..LET HER

gonzo · 10-07-2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dasReaper

wait so has the OP ever told us what happened? Did he hit that shit? Also did he ever post a picture of her in her "work clothes", lol. That picture he sent looked like a highschool senior year photo...

The OP has been spotted working on a new career and lifestyle.

antongk · 10-07-2009, 06:09 PM

Im callin her up tomorrow night and will update after.. ^lmao

yomama69 · 10-07-2009, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by antongk

Im callin her up tomorrow night and will update after.. ^lmao

Please don't tell me she works at Omar's in Lansing or Men's Club in Flint. WORST STRIPPERS EVER.

OC Guy · 10-08-2009, 01:41 PM

OP is pretty naive and desperate.

Almost all the posters say 1% of the strippers you meet are legit and you are determined to find out if she is the 1%.

Puh-leaze, u aren't as special as you think you are. What makes you different from the guys you see there every night? If you want to hit it, that's one thing, but if that were the case, you wouldn't make a thread about it.

Your chances of getting a STD are higher here than securing a worthwhile relationship.

E92-Lighting · 10-08-2009, 01:55 PM

dont worry, you will learn soon not to date any strippers

RJHD3 · 10-09-2009, 05:03 PM

It's not about love.

Nailing a stripper is a right of passage every young man should experience.

Did we learn nothing from PJ?

xT4iw4n3zx · 10-09-2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OC 335i

OP is pretty naive and desperate.

Almost all the posters say 1% of the strippers you meet are legit and you are determined to find out if she is the 1%.

Puh-leaze, u aren't as special as you think you are. What makes you different from the guys you see there every night? If you want to hit it, that's one thing, but if that were the case, you wouldn't make a thread about it.

Your chances of getting a STD are higher here than securing a worthwhile relationship.

This. This. This. This. This.
This x 100000000000000000

If the OP doesn't freaking read this post and thoroughly consider it, he's entitled to STD's.

10-14-2009, 02:47 PM

[QUOTE=SantaPimp27;5965118]alright im 18 and im a frosh in college. I know many girls who have slept with over 4 guys. i know a good amount that have slept with 10+ guys. At 18, these days 4 guys is not a ridiculous amount.

i wouldn't touch a girl thats been with like 10 guys but 4 isnt too bad.

Give it time, my son. You will touch MANY girls that have been with 10+ guys before it is all said and done....

yomama69 · 10-14-2009, 02:52 PM

[QUOTE=Irish Mike;6034675]

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Originally Posted by SantaPimp27

alright im 18 and im a frosh in college. I know many girls who have slept with over 4 guys. i know a good amount that have slept with 10+ guys. At 18, these days 4 guys is not a ridiculous amount.

i wouldn't touch a girl thats been with like 10 guys but 4 isnt too bad.

Give it time, my son. You will touch MANY girls that have been with 10+ guys before it is all said and done....

^^^ THIS

Many of us married guys have wives who have slept with tens of dudes before us. It's a fact of life that women are sluts. Men are sluts too.

10-14-2009, 02:59 PM

To Antongk - I am 42 and have had some memorable stripper experiences. I am now married happily and retired from the world of strippers. They annoy the hell out of me. BUT...I enjoyed the fun I had back in my mid 20's. I usually went with 1 or 2 of my closest friends. We always had a story made up about who we are and what we did. We NEVER gave real names or real anything. I hooked up more than once outside the club, always played the role I had sold them on. You can't be real with them. They are not real with you. Save your feelings and emotions for cute college and high school girls. Try to land a Cougar or two. DO NOT WASTE YOUR YOUTH ON THIS!!! Since you already told her your real name, I would never do anything more than letting her blow me. When I had my fun, I was already in my twenties, had a job, made a little $$. But it still took me spending a couple $1,000 in lap dance and drinks to come up the learning curve on their games. You are fresh meat to the slaughter. Be very careful.

BigDog · 10-14-2009, 04:52 PM

[QUOTE=yomama69;6034711]

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Originally Posted by Irish Mike

^^^ THIS

Many of us married guys have wives who have slept with tens of dudes before us. It's a fact of life that women are sluts. Men are sluts too.

....must resist making snide remark

yomama69 · 10-14-2009, 05:33 PM

[QUOTE=BigDog;6035465]

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Originally Posted by yomama69

....must resist making snide remark

Unless you got your wife at 16, chances are she's banged out tons of dudes. Deal with it.

10-07-2009, 12:22 PM	#136
dasReaper Enthusiast 58 Rep 20 Posts Drives: '09 128i Black/Black Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Ohio iTrader: (0)	wait so has the OP ever told us what happened? Did he hit that shit? Also did he ever post a picture of her in her "work clothes", lol. That picture he sent looked like a highschool senior year photo... __________________ "Life is risky business" ~Schirmnov, Oleg
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its_errick New Member 0 Rep 28 Posts Drives: White Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: SL iTrader: (0)	damn seems fishy but you never know until you try. dont fall for that i need 5000 now or wat not just casual and if the lady says she wants to pay for your food..LET HER
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10-07-2009, 06:09 PM	#140
antongk Private 25 Rep 74 Posts Drives: '08 328xi e92 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: michigan iTrader: (0)	Im callin her up tomorrow night and will update after.. ^lmao
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10-08-2009, 01:41 PM	#142
OC Guy General 559 Rep 18,123 Posts Drives: AW 335D E90 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Irvine/Aliso Viejo, CA iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	OP is pretty naive and desperate. Almost all the posters say 1% of the strippers you meet are legit and you are determined to find out if she is the 1%. Puh-leaze, u aren't as special as you think you are. What makes you different from the guys you see there every night? If you want to hit it, that's one thing, but if that were the case, you wouldn't make a thread about it. Your chances of getting a STD are higher here than securing a worthwhile relationship. __________________ Current: 2010 Alpine White 335D LCI l 19" BBS LMs l KW V2 Coilovers l BMW Performance Grilles l MSport Front/Rear l Karbonwerke Trunk l F1 Pinnacle Tint 35% Former: E92 Space Grey 335i Latest pics
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10-08-2009, 01:55 PM	#143
E92-Lighting 889 Rep 35,253 Posts Drives: Next Generation LED Lighting Join Date: May 2008 Location: Walnut iTrader: (324)	dont worry, you will learn soon not to date any strippers
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10-09-2009, 05:03 PM	#144
RJHD3 New Member 0 Rep 5 Posts Drives: 2004 z4 3.0i Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (0)	It's not about love. Nailing a stripper is a right of passage every young man should experience. Did we learn nothing from PJ?
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10-14-2009, 02:47 PM	#146
Irish Mike Guest 0 Rep n/a Posts Drives:	[QUOTE=SantaPimp27;5965118]alright im 18 and im a frosh in college. I know many girls who have slept with over 4 guys. i know a good amount that have slept with 10+ guys. At 18, these days 4 guys is not a ridiculous amount. i wouldn't touch a girl thats been with like 10 guys but 4 isnt too bad. Give it time, my son. You will touch MANY girls that have been with 10+ guys before it is all said and done....
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10-14-2009, 02:59 PM	#148
Irish Mike Guest 0 Rep n/a Posts Drives:	To Antongk - I am 42 and have had some memorable stripper experiences. I am now married happily and retired from the world of strippers. They annoy the hell out of me. BUT...I enjoyed the fun I had back in my mid 20's. I usually went with 1 or 2 of my closest friends. We always had a story made up about who we are and what we did. We NEVER gave real names or real anything. I hooked up more than once outside the club, always played the role I had sold them on. You can't be real with them. They are not real with you. Save your feelings and emotions for cute college and high school girls. Try to land a Cougar or two. DO NOT WASTE YOUR YOUTH ON THIS!!! Since you already told her your real name, I would never do anything more than letting her blow me. When I had my fun, I was already in my twenties, had a job, made a little $$. But it still took me spending a couple $1,000 in lap dance and drinks to come up the learning curve on their games. You are fresh meat to the slaughter. Be very careful.
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