Texts From Last Night

nmulax · 10-22-2009, 03:23 AM

I could kill hours reading these things

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

(413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

Feyd · 10-26-2009, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by nmulax

I could kill hours reading these things

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

(413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.

I think I just spent 30 minutes on this...

Peanuto · 10-26-2009, 08:46 PM

I have the iphone app. Amazing.

Scorpion · 10-27-2009, 12:06 AM

Just spent a good amount of time reading it myself haha.

Heinzftw · 10-27-2009, 04:38 AM

(443): ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...

m3_love · 10-27-2009, 05:47 AM

some funny sh!t there

Bimmer Nerd · 10-27-2009, 09:14 PM

hahaha TFLN are funny, i also use the following websites.....

http://www.canitapthat.com/
http://imsobadatsex.com/
http://drunksecrets.com/

longtran · 10-30-2009, 02:41 AM

and 1 · 11-05-2009, 02:34 PM

man i forgot about this website...my afternoon is officially F'd now

10-22-2009, 03:23 AM	#1
nmulax Brigadier General 391 Rep 4,320 Posts Drives: '07 Z4 M Coupe Join Date: May 2006 Location: Metro-Detroit iTrader: (5) Garage List 2007 Z4M Coupé [7.66]	Texts From Last Night I could kill hours reading these things http://textsfromlastnight.com/ (413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic. (516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven. (215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf. __________________
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10-26-2009, 08:46 PM	#3
Peanuto Private First Class 66 Rep 122 Posts Drives: E92 335i Lemans Blue M-sport Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	I have the iphone app. Amazing.
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10-27-2009, 12:06 AM	#4
Scorpion Major 166 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Just spent a good amount of time reading it myself haha.
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10-27-2009, 05:47 AM	#6
m3_love Lieutenant Colonel 334 Rep 1,991 Posts Drives: 991 C2S Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Texas iTrader: (8)	some funny sh!t there __________________ Gone but never forgotten: e92 M3 l 6MT - OEM++ e46 M3 l 6MT - OEM+ e90 M3 l 6MT - OEM++ e92 335i l Auto - the list is too long...
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10-27-2009, 09:14 PM	#7
Bimmer Nerd Major General 525 Rep 7,783 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	hahaha TFLN are funny, i also use the following websites..... http://www.canitapthat.com/ http://imsobadatsex.com/ http://drunksecrets.com/
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10-30-2009, 02:41 AM	#8
longtran Lieutenant General 1472 Rep 16,625 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: CA iTrader: (105) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]
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11-05-2009, 02:34 PM	#9
and 1 winter mode 63 Rep 2,057 Posts Drives: 08 135i, 88 M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Somerville, MA iTrader: (0) Garage List 1988 BMW M3 [0.00] 2008 135i [7.50]	man i forgot about this website...my afternoon is officially F'd now __________________ 88 M3: BMWCCA J Sport 08 135: because streetcar
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