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      01-27-2010, 04:55 PM   #1
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Special Chip for my 328xi

Does anyone know where i can get one of those special chips that i've heard so much about for my 328xi? The AWD is nice but I feel it's lacking the power that only a special chip can provide. Also, has anyone else noticed that when you turn your seat warmer on full blast and fart is smells like your fart is cooking?
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      01-27-2010, 05:13 PM   #2
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sorry for not providing any help but...

ROFL @ "fart smells like cooking..."
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      01-27-2010, 05:16 PM   #3
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BMS tune? Hit up Mike @ N54tuning. He is local.

YOu can also try potato chips... but I think those will just make your car slower with enough consumption.

Just be glad your fart did not turn into flame when it is heated...
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BMS tune? Hit up Mike @ N54tuning. He is local.

YOu can also try potato chips... but I think those will just make your car slower with enough consumption.

Just be glad your fart did not turn into flame when it is heated...
But the potato chips will probably mask the smell of cooking farts, so not all bad.
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But the potato chips will probably mask the smell of cooking farts, so not all bad.
Hmmm, what flavour?
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Wow this thread delivers....
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      01-28-2010, 04:06 AM   #7
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But the potato chips will probably mask the smell of cooking farts, so not all bad.
Actually, depending on how you use the potato chips, the smell can become a lot more foul when cooked. I've found through past experience that Dill Pickle will give you worst results...or best, depending on how you look at it.

Edit: Sorry, I should have said "depending on how you smell* at it".
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      01-28-2010, 08:08 AM   #8
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