FAIL on behalf of HUNGER

Rated M · 06-25-2010, 06:27 PM

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Alexander · 06-25-2010, 10:26 PM

Lol... This thread has potential.

lopealle · 06-26-2010, 04:19 AM

mac n cheese is awesome

abisson · 06-26-2010, 10:00 AM

Poor Food == Poor Packaging ??? (No Offence, I know you aren't poor lol).

Yearofthe1 · 06-26-2010, 10:20 AM

This is hilarious. I bitch about this every time I make Mac-n-cheese. Why the fuck do they even bother. The "to open push here" is the analogous to the "Door Close" button on an elevator; they both don't do shit and they're just there to piss you off.

Oh and Kraft Mac-n-Cheese isn't poor food. That's what store brands are. Kraft is gewd!

Seminole · 06-26-2010, 11:13 AM

Mac -n-Cheese sucks. But I do hate cheese, so that's probably why.

Rated M · 06-27-2010, 06:01 PM

I ended up just ripping the entire top of the box off... as usual. Why must Kraft forsake us like this!!!????

jeremicium · 06-27-2010, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

Mac -n-Cheese sucks. But I do hate cheese, so that's probably why.

You hate all cheese? That's one of the saddest things i've ever heard...like I hate chocolate or beer.

One of the few things that causes me to lose my cool is excessive hunger. I can see the OP trying to open this box of mac-n-cheese. It's late afternoon, he hasn't eaten a thing all day. On a full stomach he writes programs for missile targeting radar or something like that...but now he's gone primal. Needs food, can't think straight...god damn box of mac-n-cheese won't open. That bullshit open here area just bends...it's like battle of the bulge...it gives, but will not break. Profanity that would garner the respect of a trucker. Eyes are all welled up with tears. He gives up...defeated, box mangled. Pours a bowl of cereal, goes to the fridge. Unopened half gallon carton of milk...with another open hear area...it refuses to open. Last thing the OP does before putting a shotgun in his mouth is post that picture on E90post.

Memphis1 · 06-27-2010, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jeremicium

Needs food, can't think straight...god damn box of mac-n-cheese won't open.

yet, he has the self control necessary to whip out his camera, take a picture, and post it on OT while he nonchalantly goes back to make mince meat of the box

jeremicium · 06-27-2010, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Memphis1

yet, he has the self control necessary to whip out his camera, take a picture, and post it on OT while he nonchalantly goes back to make mince meat of the box

Crap, there goes my theory...good catch.

Wait...here's the explanation: He is obviously a child of this media crazed generation...whipping out his iphone, taking a camera pic, and uploading it to this forum is an unconscious reflex...like breathing.

1sikbmr · 06-28-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rated M

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that shit is the worst... I think they put that stupid open here just to throw you off and piss you off even more. Child proof

CollinsE90 · 06-28-2010, 12:34 PM

i used to hate these mother fuckers

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Couch · 06-28-2010, 12:55 PM

The only thing missing from this thread is the video of that fat mom acting like a stripper with her kids and pouring the box of mac all over her.

NYCGarbagePrince · 06-28-2010, 02:47 PM

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i used to hate these mother fuckers

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dude you spend too much on milk... Whole foods milk? That shit is mad expensive! You mix it with cereal and mac n' cheese!

Hawkeye · 06-28-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rated M

I ended up just ripping the entire top of the box off... as usual. Why must Kraft forsake us like this!!!????

Why act like you took this picture? I saw it on digg last week as well.

CIGARGUY · 06-28-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

Whole paycheck foods...

Fixed it for you.

1sikbmr · 06-28-2010, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

i used to hate these mother fuckers

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Side note: dude that sig vid is awesome

CollinsE90 · 06-28-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

dude you spend too much on milk... Whole foods milk? That shit is mad expensive! You mix it with cereal and mac n' cheese!

thats a pic off google for emphasis

i buy regular 2%

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Yearofthe1 An ex-addict :-( 34 Rep 691 Posts Drives: VFR1200F Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: N. Va. iTrader: (1)	This is hilarious. I bitch about this every time I make Mac-n-cheese. Why the fuck do they even bother. The "to open push here" is the analogous to the "Door Close" button on an elevator; they both don't do shit and they're just there to piss you off. Oh and Kraft Mac-n-Cheese isn't poor food. That's what store brands are. Kraft is gewd! __________________ 135i Montego Blue, Grey Boston Leather, MT, Sport Package, Premium Package, Navi, Premium Sound, Heated Seats, iPod. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] We search for certainty and call what we find destiny. Everything is possible, yet only one thing happens. -Michael and Ellen Kaplan
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