Wife Pukes on my E90

E36graduate · 11-06-2010, 09:24 AM

This all happened last night. 2 days after picking up my new-to-me BMW.

We went to a fund raising event, wife is drinking a lot of wine with her girlfriends then we go to a local bar in E Providence and I noticed she started drinking some beer along with Calamari, Nacho's, some other crap. We were with a few other couples and everybody was laughing and having a good time.

We left and all of a sudden she is all drunk and stuff....you know when they are in that vulnerable state...however, she was not feeling good at all.

To top it off, this was her first ride in my new 335xi and I just installed the JB3 and DCI so I was having a little fun listening to the whoooosh whooosh...next thing she was going to be sick.....quick, roll down the window......BARRRRRRFFFFFF about the next 5 miles until we got home.

I didn't think it was going to be bad until I got out of the car.....CRAP. Calamari and all other crap was all over my car...some inside. I was going to take a picture and post...however I wanted to get that stuff off of my baby.

Krozi · 11-06-2010, 10:35 AM

Ahahahaha

That suucks dude good call on washing it off right away, stomach acid is some nasty sh*t and could probably even damage the paint if left on there. It could be worse and ALL of it could have been in the car.

I335 · 11-06-2010, 10:37 AM

Regurgitated calamari & wine - yum...

ibeclueless · 11-06-2010, 11:02 AM

lol that sucks

WingZeroX5 · 11-06-2010, 11:20 AM

please don't post picture

unless pic of the wife

ska///235i · 11-06-2010, 12:20 PM

LOL
The smell will stay forever

E36graduate · 11-06-2010, 02:56 PM

ahhhh she is nice and clean now....wife is still in bed.....light weight. I left the kids with her and took off for a few hours to wash and wax and drive.....can't stop enjoying this smooth sleeper sedan......woosh woosh. I'll post some pics soon.

xantdieselx · 11-06-2010, 08:07 PM

Divorce her.

JK, I yelled at my girl for trying to eat a minature pack of Skittles in my car this week. Nevermind her puking in it.

Psukhe · 11-06-2010, 08:29 PM

Classy

rex5272 · 11-06-2010, 08:37 PM

lol i took some girls who wanted to have fun on a canyon run. I had to pull over because they got too dizzy, picking them up from MickeyDs didnt help at all. Lmao i swear they got out the car like drivers in an F1 pit stop, and my cars a coupe haha

Kolyan2k · 11-09-2010, 07:01 PM

NICE ! its like when birds crap on something, this is for luck and money......well, in your case maybe you wify puking on a car is also for luck.....who knows....

you should've at least taken an advantage of her

oh, forgot to add, in my case, i puked all over my GF new car

she made me clean next morning

RDHTran · 11-09-2010, 07:11 PM

haha I had this happen to me with my gf except it was all inside the car and between the seats.. took awhile for the smell to leave

E36graduate · 11-09-2010, 09:30 PM

Nah...couldnt take advantage of her....as she was puking out the window she was farting...coming out on both ends or something....enjoy your dinner!

11-06-2010, 09:24 AM	#1
E36graduate Lieutenant 62 Rep 514 Posts Drives: 2013 335i M-Sport 6MT Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Southeastern MASS iTrader: (0)	Wife Pukes on my E90 - WTF This all happened last night. 2 days after picking up my new-to-me BMW. We went to a fund raising event, wife is drinking a lot of wine with her girlfriends then we go to a local bar in E Providence and I noticed she started drinking some beer along with Calamari, Nacho's, some other crap. We were with a few other couples and everybody was laughing and having a good time. We left and all of a sudden she is all drunk and stuff....you know when they are in that vulnerable state...however, she was not feeling good at all. To top it off, this was her first ride in my new 335xi and I just installed the JB3 and DCI so I was having a little fun listening to the whoooosh whooosh...next thing she was going to be sick.....quick, roll down the window......BARRRRRRFFFFFF about the next 5 miles until we got home. I didn't think it was going to be bad until I got out of the car.....CRAP. Calamari and all other crap was all over my car...some inside. I was going to take a picture and post...however I wanted to get that stuff off of my baby.
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11-06-2010, 10:35 AM	#2
Krozi Colonel 172 Rep 2,736 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 ///M3 Alpine White Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: SoFla - Bonita Springs iTrader: (24)	Ahahahaha That suucks dude good call on washing it off right away, stomach acid is some nasty sht and could probably even damage the paint if left on there. It could be worse and ALL of it could have been in the car. __________________ 2008 E92 ///M3* Alpine White//Fox Red//6MT// Florida Bimmer - Join us on FaceBook!
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11-06-2010, 10:37 AM	#3
I335 Brigadier General 126 Rep 4,248 Posts Drives: '08 335i Coupe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New England iTrader: (11)	Regurgitated calamari & wine - yum...
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11-06-2010, 11:02 AM	#4
ibeclueless What 142 Rep 9,325 Posts Drives: E92 328xi Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Quincy, MA iTrader: (1)	lol that sucks __________________ E92 328xi Space Gray Aero Lip \| M3 Side Skirts \| CF Performance Spoiler \| ACS Roof \| Gloss Black Grilles \| LUX H8 Angels \| BMW Performance Exhaust My E92 Photos
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11-06-2010, 11:20 AM	#5
WingZeroX5 Colonel 781 Rep 2,362 Posts Drives: F80 / F30 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: New Hampshire iTrader: (14)	please don't post picture unless pic of the wife
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11-06-2010, 12:20 PM	#6
ska///235i ***** noob 1416 Rep 10,477 Posts Drives: 325xi>M235i>428GCx Mspor Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston iTrader: (34) Garage List 2006 325xi [0.00]	LOL The smell will stay forever __________________ 2006 325xi (Sold) 2014 M235I (Current) 2015 428xi Gran Coupe (STB)
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11-06-2010, 02:56 PM	#7
E36graduate Lieutenant 62 Rep 514 Posts Drives: 2013 335i M-Sport 6MT Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Southeastern MASS iTrader: (0)	ahhhh she is nice and clean now....wife is still in bed.....light weight. I left the kids with her and took off for a few hours to wash and wax and drive.....can't stop enjoying this smooth sleeper sedan......woosh woosh. I'll post some pics soon.
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11-06-2010, 08:07 PM	#8
xantdieselx Kingslayer 413 Rep 1,481 Posts Drives: 25 BMW M2 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: RI iTrader: (0)	Divorce her. JK, I yelled at my girl for trying to eat a minature pack of Skittles in my car this week. Nevermind her puking in it. __________________ Previous Cars: 2008' 135i, 2010' 328i, 2013' 328i, 2016' M235i, 2017' X1, 2019' M240i, 2019' X3, 2021' M3 Comp, 23' Camaro SS 1LE, 24' Lexus IS500 Current Cars: 23' Tesla Model Y Performance, 11' BMW 335I. Coming Soon: 25' BMW M2 Manual
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11-06-2010, 08:29 PM	#9
Psukhe Private 0 Rep 60 Posts Drives: 335 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Canuckia iTrader: (0)	Classy
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11-06-2010, 08:37 PM	#10
rex5272 Supreme ruler of all 57 Rep 1,082 Posts Drives: E92 335i AW Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (15)	lol i took some girls who wanted to have fun on a canyon run. I had to pull over because they got too dizzy, picking them up from MickeyDs didnt help at all. Lmao i swear they got out the car like drivers in an F1 pit stop, and my cars a coupe haha __________________ Previous: 07' 335i Coupe Alpine White/Coral Red - Sport/Navi/Premium/Logic7/Steptronic ACS Pedals.Custom K
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11-09-2010, 07:01 PM	#11
Kolyan2k Major General 968 Rep 5,555 Posts Drives: 2006 S2000 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Boston iTrader: (1)	NICE ! its like when birds crap on something, this is for luck and money......well, in your case maybe you wify puking on a car is also for luck.....who knows.... you should've at least taken an advantage of her oh, forgot to add, in my case, i puked all over my GF new car she made me clean next morning Last edited by Kolyan2k; 11-09-2010 at 07:33 PM..
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11-09-2010, 07:11 PM	#12
RDHTran Second Lieutenant 44 Rep 226 Posts Drives: 06 e90 330i Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Portland iTrader: (3)	haha I had this happen to me with my gf except it was all inside the car and between the seats.. took awhile for the smell to leave
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11-09-2010, 09:30 PM	#13
E36graduate Lieutenant 62 Rep 514 Posts Drives: 2013 335i M-Sport 6MT Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Southeastern MASS iTrader: (0)	Nah...couldnt take advantage of her....as she was puking out the window she was farting...coming out on both ends or something....enjoy your dinner! __________________ 2008 335xi - 6MT - BMS JB4 G5i - BMS DCI - BMS OCC - BMS WW Meth - Spec Stage 2+ - Spec SMFW - 19" MVR Magnum's - KW V1's - TMS 12.5+20mm Spacers
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