Washington Man Arrested For Tripping Female Joggers And Putting His Nose In Their But

FDfranklin · 02-17-2011, 03:39 PM

http://www.thehotglove.com/2011/01/w...ipping-female/

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Seattle, Washington (The Weekly Vice) – Duane Starkenburg, a 46-year-old Washington man was jailed Tuesday after he allegedly attacked three women joggers – planting his face inside the butt cheeks of two women and attempting to assault a third woman the same way.

Investigators say the first attack was on August 11, the second on December 8, and a third incident last week.

In August, a woman was jogging with her dog in the park when a man she had just passed tripped and grabbed her hips as he fell.

“He did a face plant in my butt (and) lingered for a few moments,” she told detectives.

When the woman managed to break free, she looked back to find Starkenburg looking at his hands.

“He was on the ground looking at his hands,” she stated. “It was just an act. He was like ‘What just happened.’”

On December 8, a woman was walking up a staircase to the park’s parking lot when Starkenburg popped “out of nowhere,” and asked her for help because of an injury. As she helped him up the stairs, he reportedly got behind her, grabbed her hips and then buried his head in her buttocks.

“I screamed… His nose was up my butt. I was very shocked,” the woman told detectives.

The woman kicked Starkenburg away after he attempted to hang onto her her ankles. Once she broke free, he reportedly apologized and claimed it was an accident.

Last Tuesday, Starkenburg struck again. Investigators say he ran up from behind and tried to tackle a woman, throwing his arms around her legs. The man “grabbed both of the front of her thighs and slid down to her ankles,” stated the arrest affidavit.

The woman was able to kick free of Starkenburg before fleeing the scene. Starkenburg also reportedly fled the scene, however he was apprehended by police a short time later.

Investigators say Starkenburg admitted to the incidents, but again claimed that they were accidents.

“It’s not like I drag the women into the bushes and rape them,” he told investigators.

NYCGP · 02-17-2011, 03:40 PM

you spelled butt wrong. ohh and..

csb

FDfranklin · 02-17-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

you spelled butt wrong. ohh and..

csb

I copy and pasted, it was too long.

solefald · 02-17-2011, 04:03 PM

WTF. Him and this dude should be friends

Feyd · 02-17-2011, 04:03 PM

LOL.

Man there are some fucked up people out there. I like asses as much as the next guy, but damn.

DougLikesBMW · 02-17-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

LOL.

Man there are some fucked up people out there. I like asses as much as the next guy, but damn.

this...but L O fucking L

Tondtar · 02-17-2011, 04:25 PM

Any GIF's of said incidents?

ragingclue · 02-17-2011, 04:27 PM

That's funny shit.

choicez · 02-17-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Any GIF's of said incidents?

Tondtar · 02-17-2011, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by choicez

Man, it takes a lot to trip a jogger as heavy as her ...I guess, it will take more of a "tackling" effort

newdadkel · 02-17-2011, 04:42 PM

I would love to see him do that to the girl that picked her ass and ate her own dingleberries. That would actually be therapeutic for him cause he would never stick his nose up anyones ass again as nasty as she is.

koreez88 · 02-17-2011, 07:00 PM

That's how u get pink eye

pmeloche · 02-17-2011, 07:10 PM

I am sure that in jail he'll plenty of opportunities to have his face in someone's ass for his pleasure.

aretardedorange · 02-17-2011, 07:58 PM

Perhaps sweaty asshole's turned the man on?

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Feyd Major 366 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	LOL. Man there are some fucked up people out there. I like asses as much as the next guy, but damn.
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