**OFFICIAL Jamaican People Thread** wah gwon!?

FDfranklin · 02-24-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

maybe. Never been with a blackie before.

You know what they say....

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-24-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FDfranklin

You guys going to make out?

they are going to wax each other's taint soon...

NYCGP · 02-24-2011, 09:21 AM

Jay likes to eat man meat.

JayKay335i · 02-24-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by FDfranklin

You know what they say....

Once you buy Doc Martins you act like an asshole?

Verbiage · 02-24-2011, 09:27 AM

It is kind of flattering to be mentioned in about half the threads on the front page, though. I think I even saw something about "bav likes cock" as an option for a poll someone had made last night.

FDfranklin · 02-24-2011, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Once you buy Doc Martins you act like an asshole?

It takes two to tango.

FDfranklin · 02-24-2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

It is kind of flattering to be mentioned in about half the threads on the front page, though. I think I even saw something about "bav likes cock" as an option for a poll someone had made last night.

I think I know what you voted for

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 02-24-2011, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bavarian III

I think I even saw something about "bav likes cock" as an option for a poll someone had made last night.

That bastard. Some people are so rude...

MisterSkiMask · 02-24-2011, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FDfranklin

I think I know what you voted for

Verbiage · 02-25-2011, 08:54 AM

BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN KINGSTON

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Kingston driver never uses them.

2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.

5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. The other guy doesn't have anything to lose.

6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

7. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It's a good way to scare people for a laugh.

8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and
are apparently not enforceable in Kingston.

9. Just because you're in the right lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Kingston driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your
spot.

10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.

11. Learn to swerve abruptly. Kingston is the home of the high-speed 'dally' , thanks to the KSAC, which puts pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.

12. It is traditional in Kingston to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.

13. Remember that the goal of every Kingston driver is to get there first --by whatever means necessary.

lopealle · 02-25-2011, 10:19 PM

trinimaican in the house!!!!

Orange fever · 02-25-2011, 10:37 PM

Be there in April for a week ...woooowooo

Verbiage · 02-28-2011, 10:34 AM

Bump for coco bread.

Verbiage · 03-02-2011, 09:13 AM

RIP to the thread that loapelle started.

Verbiage · 03-08-2011, 11:57 AM

This thread tag makes me LOL.

lopealle · 03-08-2011, 08:11 PM

bump for ackee and salt fish

Verbiage · 03-09-2011, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

bump for ackee and salt fish

OMG YES.

Orange fever · 04-05-2011, 08:59 PM

Since I'm going there and havnt smoke Weed in years.
What is the best maryjay out there =)

lopealle · 04-05-2011, 09:38 PM

bump wray and nephew

Verbiage · 04-06-2011, 09:34 AM

damn.. yall hating on this Bav cat with these tags.

HotSauce · 04-06-2011, 10:57 AM

Bump for beef patty and cocoa bread.

Verbiage · 04-06-2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by HotSauce

Bump for beef patty and cocoa bread.

02-24-2011, 09:21 AM	#179
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02-24-2011, 09:27 AM	#181
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02-25-2011, 08:54 AM	#186
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3656 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN KINGSTON 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Kingston driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit. 4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended. 5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. The other guy doesn't have anything to lose. 6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs. 7. Never pass on the right when you can pass on the left. It's a good way to scare people for a laugh. 8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in Kingston. 9. Just because you're in the right lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Kingston driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot. 10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. 11. Learn to swerve abruptly. Kingston is the home of the high-speed 'dally' , thanks to the KSAC, which puts pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes. 12. It is traditional in Kingston to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green. 13. Remember that the goal of every Kingston driver is to get there first --by whatever means necessary. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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02-25-2011, 10:19 PM	#187
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02-25-2011, 10:37 PM	#188
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02-28-2011, 10:34 AM	#189
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3656 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Bump for coco bread. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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03-02-2011, 09:13 AM	#190
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03-08-2011, 11:57 AM	#191
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03-08-2011, 08:11 PM	#192
lopealle Resident Black Guy 280 Rep 2,302 Posts Drives: Lion Join Date: May 2009 Location: Federal Way, WA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 M5 [10.00]	bump for ackee and salt fish
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04-05-2011, 08:59 PM	#194
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04-05-2011, 09:38 PM	#195
lopealle Resident Black Guy 280 Rep 2,302 Posts Drives: Lion Join Date: May 2009 Location: Federal Way, WA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 M5 [10.00]	bump wray and nephew
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04-06-2011, 09:34 AM	#196
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04-06-2011, 10:57 AM	#197
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