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      11-10-2015, 12:48 PM   #199
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Just wait until I get home tonight, little lady. You are in for an old fashioned whoopin' and sexin'! That'll teach you!
Now even I am confused. Are you sure you're texting to the right person since all we talk about are kitchen cabinets and bacon recipes? I never took those as innuendos.
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I have been viciously hinting at wanting to have sex with you after I clean the pool tonight, I don't know how much more obvious I can make this.
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I pander to no one for a merger week of recognition.
What's a girl gotta do to get ass pics around here?
Not the ass you were expecting, but an arse non the less
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I have been viciously hinting at wanting to have sex with you after I clean the pool tonight, I don't know how much more obvious I can make this.
I am very confused. Very confused.
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      11-10-2015, 01:06 PM   #204
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Thank you. I DO have some standards when it comes to posting pictures of myself. One week of "Best Meat Monkey" doesn't meet those standards. Now, 10 to 14 days of that highest honor and i may start to change my tune.

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Not the ass you were expecting, but an arse non the less
Hey! I resemble that remark.
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Thank you. I DO have some standards when it comes to posting pictures of myself. One week of "Best Meat Monkey" doesn't meet those standards. Now, 10 to 14 days of that highest honor and i may start to change my tune.
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Not worth it you could end up in someone's sex dungeon.
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Not the ass you were expecting, but an arse non the less
Wait, is that a fitted suit?
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Wait, is that a fitted suit?
I was thinking he was wearing depends?
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Not worth it you could end up in someone's sex dungeon.
I don't think it qualifies as a dungeon. I keep it pretty warm and well-lit.
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I was thinking he was wearing depends?
I think there was something wrong with my coffee this morning.
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I was thinking he was wearing depends?
Mrs Prena wants you to stop with the INSULTS.
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1MOREMOD - Some one is having peanutbutter and JELLY time

Lups - Fuq NO, it's not fitted!!!!
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I don't think it qualifies as a dungeon. I keep it pretty warm and well-lit.
She's telling the truth, it's pretty cozy. Although there was a little too much "being skinned alive" for my liking.
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1MOREMOD - Some one is having peanutbutter and JELLY time

Lups - Fuq NO, it's not fitted!!!!
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She's telling the truth, it's pretty cozy. Although there was a little too much "being skinned alive" for my liking.
First you say you want it rougher, then you complain about my methods...
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First you say you want it rougher, then you complain about my methods...
It's how the story always goes, wait till they say they want anal and when you give it to them they start screaming rape.

Edit. Posting that to a conversation that started as a baby goat pics has brought to my attention that I am tired and I really have to go away from the internet for the day.

I apologize.
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Mr Tonka PMs me dick pics and I need a microscope. For the ass pics I need an extended monitor
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It's how the story always goes, wait till they say they want anal and when you give it to them they start screaming rape.

Edit. Posting that to a conversation that started as a baby goat pics has brought to my attention that I am tired and I really have to go away from the internet for the day.

I apologize.
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Mr Tonka PMs me dick pics and I need a microscope. For the ass pics I need an extended monitor
Now who delivers? Eh, ehhh?
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Now who delivers? Eh, ehhh?
Can you send me one too? I promise i wont make fun of it in the internet.
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Can you send me one too? I promise i wont make fun of it in the internet.
It's Biorin's to do with as he pleases. haha
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