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      11-17-2015, 09:17 PM   #199
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You know, the first time I flew into CVG I had a heart attack as we were landing and the pilot announces we are landing in Kentucky... Not even cool !!! How is it Cincinnati Airport when it is in Kentucky !!!!
I landed one time and the pilot said over the intercom, "Welcome to Orlando, it's currently 76 and sunny. Just kidding, you're in Detroit."
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      11-17-2015, 11:28 PM   #200
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I don't want a roommate. I like wearing whatever I want (or don't want) when I'm at home.
Do you really think any of us here would really care what you are wearing or not wearing at home?
Unless you're gay, I would feel obliged to wear pants.
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      11-18-2015, 12:11 AM   #201
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IF I was single and in school, I would pick:

MALE: Anyone here, but to be specific, I would pick C5, Axius, Nef, ASB, 1moremod.
FEMALE: I am really picky on picking female roomate, because most of female roomates I had were slobs.
HECK WHY NOT< I WILL PICK ALL MALE AND FEMALES HERE!




FINALLY, if I am young and single needing a wingman, I pick AXIUS.
Yeah someone validated me! I'm down for the real world Bimmerpost edition
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      11-18-2015, 12:14 AM   #202
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Can you please tell me more about your European statues nightmares ?
Probably I can help because I'm from Europe ...Remember ?
Need to say your problem sounds really weird my friend..
Dude, you don't know half my problems. You have your Japanese overlords to answer to, and I have a portion of several dozen fires to put out at any one time. Pay to play, right?

I'm actually a fan of antiquities, and in particular, the Greco/Roman/Etruscan collection at the Getty Villa about an hour from here. Amazing statuary and works of art.

The European statues nightmare was posited by someone who is also as weird as me, and perhaps in retaliation for supposedly liking a rental Audi. Without subtitles, it's difficult to understand them. You were the statue and hovering over a bed. Weird, huh?

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      11-18-2015, 12:17 AM   #203
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You know, the first time I flew into CVG I had a heart attack as we were landing and the pilot announces we are landing in Kentucky... Not even cool !!! How is it Cincinnati Airport when it is in Kentucky !!!!
LOL.
When my in-laws were living in OH, they told us to go to DAY, not CVG. Way to CVG has traffic+long drive+parking sucks+etc.
Lots of North area Suburb people actually use DAY.

Good part about CVG is , you get to see the entire view of Cincinnati and river when there is a huge traffic at I-75.
I have since learned and Dayton is MUCH easier to get in and out of... The only downside is the rental selection leaves a lot to be desired...
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      11-18-2015, 01:29 AM   #204
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Unless you're gay, I would feel obliged to wear pants.
Not gay, and what you wear wouldn't matter as long as they don't reek.
I don't think you're grasping my clothing situation at home.
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      11-18-2015, 01:35 AM   #205
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      11-18-2015, 01:50 AM   #206
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Unless you're gay, I would feel obliged to wear pants.
Not gay, and what you wear wouldn't matter as long as they don't reek.
Are you POSITIVE about the gay thing?? Not that it matters but I mean, are you REALLY sure??!

Let me break it down for you in heterosexual speak...

Bimmette just hinted that she likes to walk around the house sans clothing, and your response to that is it doesn't matter what clothes she wears as long as the clothes don't smell??!! She's gonna be nekkid and you're concerned with her fashion sense??!!!
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      11-18-2015, 01:56 AM   #207
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Do I need to post up a closet pic for you all again...
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Do I need to post up a closet pic for you all again...
Is it MC's closet?? .
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      11-18-2015, 01:59 AM   #209
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Is it MC's closet?? .
Nope

It's OF my closet, not IN the closet
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Is it MC's closet?? .
Nope

It's OF my closet, not IN the closet
Lmfao !!!
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Unless you're gay, I would feel obliged to wear pants.

Well, would you look at that...every male member here who likes Asian women suddenly became gay. Or at least that's what they're going to tell you.
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Unless you're gay, I would feel obliged to wear pants.

Well, would you look at that...every male member here who likes Asian women suddenly became gay. Or at least that's what they're going to tell you.
Haha, luckily I know there was only one gay member, thanks to the Ask a Gay Guy Thread.
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      11-18-2015, 10:34 AM   #213
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Found a roommate for bimmette , Biorin , and Lups.




I'd sign up, but if our balls touch he'd kill me, so I figured I'd let you ladies have first dibs.
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      11-18-2015, 10:45 AM   #214
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Found a roommate for bimmette , Biorin , and Lups.




I'd sign up, but if our balls touch he'd kill me, so I figured I'd let you ladies have first dibs.
Is he against eunuchs too?
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      11-18-2015, 10:55 AM   #215
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Is he against eunuchs too?
Not really sure, I guess as long as the huevos are gone should be good?
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Not really sure, I guess as long as the huevos are gone should be good?
Then I'm out. My balls are made of steel.
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      11-18-2015, 11:00 AM   #217
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My balls are made of steel.
There's a thread for that....
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There's a thread for that....
How did you sleep?
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There's a thread for that....
Link?
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