So what do YOU do...

Snooky · 11-17-2007, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by silverbmwz3

Maybe

CrimsonRedE93 · 11-17-2007, 04:33 PM

I am an Engineering Director running a team of software/hardware engineers developing a very wide variety of electronic power and control systems.

The more interesting stuff like particle accelerators power supplies, ion beam accelerators for manufacturing silicon wafers, electron beam welding systems, X-Ray systems and the latest ones of focused electromagnetic pulse systems.

Probably sounds boring but I love a technical challenge

By the way great idea for the thread !!

SoYank · 11-17-2007, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 330cdsport

I am a software engineer for a large American company (they bought the small company I work for years ago)
We do hardware and software solutions for Power companies.

My crap is located in electrical substations and control centres all over the world

Is that why my lights keep flickering?

330cdsport · 11-19-2007, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SoYank

Is that why my lights keep flickering?

Ahh so you are the one injecting harmonics back into the grid - lol

SoYank · 11-19-2007, 03:22 PM

Harmonics? Hell, I can't even whistle.

scotw · 11-27-2007, 02:28 PM

I'm the IT director for a services company in the Oil industry and a big fan of VMware!

Fatbloke · 11-27-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by scotw

I'm the IT director for a services company in the Oil industry and a big fan of VMware!

I'm in the Building Services Industry (Construction). I don't have anything to do with software other than flying the odd spreadsheet.

Is VMware some sort of discount clothes shop.

networkguy · 11-27-2007, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by scotw

I'm the IT director for a services company in the Oil industry and a big fan of VMware!

Does that mean I would have seen you in San Francisco a few weeks ago then?

BoBBoB · 11-27-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by networkguy

Does that mean I would have seen you in San Francisco a few weeks ago then?

Were you at VMworld ? Partner ? Customer or Competition ?

scotw · 11-27-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BoBBoB

Were you at VMworld ? Partner ? Customer or Competition ?

No sorry, didn't make it, I would have liked too, but too busy with a big project I'm running at the moment

Next time - I'm a big fan, migrated all of our servers over a year ago in 3 months, now building a DR site using it, great stuff

Apologies to those not of an IT background for me being boring for a sec.

networkguy · 11-28-2007, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BoBBoB

Were you at VMworld ? Partner ? Customer or Competition ?

One of the platinum sponsors flew me out as I am a big customer of theirs and VMWs.

Looking forward to next year in Vegas

BoBBoB · 11-28-2007, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by networkguy

One of the platinum sponsors flew me out as I am a big customer of theirs and VMWs.

Looking forward to next year in Vegas

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Originally Posted by scotw

No sorry, didn't make it, I would have liked too, but too busy with a big project I'm running at the moment

Next time - I'm a big fan, migrated all of our servers over a year ago in 3 months, now building a DR site using it, great stuff

Apologies to those not of an IT background for me being boring for a sec.

I've been for the last 2 years, I will also be going over to Cannes and hopefully Las Vegas in 2008, (I work for VMware ;-))

akajt · 11-29-2007, 03:12 PM

I'm a condom tester. They say I'm ideally suited for the job. I wonder what that means?

dxb335d · 11-29-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by akajt

I'm a condom tester. They say I'm ideally suited for the job. I wonder what that means?

It means you have a small willy. that you have to make sure the smallest ones are ok for the small people. Normal Jonnies are ok as you can get ya head in em so dont need testing.

akajt · 11-29-2007, 05:09 PM

DOH! Guess I set myself up for that one, eh?

Fatbloke · 11-29-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

It means you have a small willy. that you have to make sure the smallest ones are ok for the small people. Normal Jonnies are ok as you can get ya head in em so dont need testing.

Does this mean you are a dick-head?

dxb335d · 11-30-2007, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Fatbloke

Does this mean you are a dick-head?

Me? Do i need to take this to heart or as a joke?

BoBBoB · 11-30-2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Me? Do i need to take this to heart or as a joke?

par·a·noi·a /ˌpærəˈnɔɪə/ Pronunciation Key
Pronunciation [par-uh-noi-uh] Pronunciation Key

–noun

1. Psychiatry. a mental disorder characterized by systematized delusions and the projection of personal conflicts, which are ascribed to the supposed hostility of others, sometimes progressing to disturbances of consciousness and aggressive acts believed to be performed in self-defense or as a mission.

2. baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.

NFS · 11-30-2007, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Me? Do i need to take this to heart or as a joke?

I'd say 'joke'.

Considering you just posted that someone else had a 'small willy' I think this is probably a fair riposte.

It's hardly Oscar Wilde though.

akajt · 11-30-2007, 09:46 AM

Maybe it means I'm all dick.

dxb335d · 11-30-2007, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by akajt

Maybe it means I'm all dick.

maybe

are you all one large pulsating penis?

Fatbloke · 11-30-2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

I'd say 'joke'.

Considering you just posted that someone else had a 'small willy' I think this is probably a fair riposte.

It's hardly Oscar Wilde though.

I didn't give it too much thought, it was just an obvious cheap shot.

Given that i'm new here, from what i've read to date, this approach seems to be most appropriate.

Carlos, absolutely no offence intended, you sensitive young fool.

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