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      12-17-2015, 12:24 PM   #2355
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I asked him for a video of him dancing, but he keeps making excuses as to why he can't. Must be because he's still limping.

Do you want to drink before or after the killing spree?
He hasn't sent you the video?! What a knob!


How about before, during, and after. So we can have dirty sloppy drunk victory sex before the Feds chase us down.


I used So to start that sentence.
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Axius you could be except now you're discussing also. I meant Biorin, unless she killed her waiter later.
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      12-17-2015, 12:27 PM   #2357
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He hasn't sent you the video?! What a knob!


How about before, during, and after. So we can have dirty sloppy drunk victory sex before the Feds chase us down.


I used So to start that sentence.
I used "and" to start a sentence. I should probably hang myself after. Or go out with a chainsaw! I just used "or" to start a sentence
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Axius you could be except now you're discussing also. I meant Biorin, unless she killed her waiter later.
Cats out of the bag at this point.

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I used "and" to start a sentence. I should probably hang myself after. Or go out with a chainsaw! I just used "or" to start a sentence
So u kant kill yurself cuz we need to go on a kill spree (YOU HEAR THAT NSA).

And that will be our Bonnie and Clyde story.
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      12-17-2015, 12:33 PM   #2359
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Axius you could be except now you're discussing also. I meant Biorin, unless she killed her waiter later.
I don't need to be secret. Everyone knew Darth Vader was there to fuck shit up, and no one was like "wow, Darth, you're so bad at blowing up planets."
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      12-17-2015, 12:35 PM   #2360
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I don't need to be secret. Everyone knew Darth Vader was there to fuck shit up, and no one was like "wow, Darth, you're so bad at blowing up planets."
Don't get ahead of yourself. Youre no Darth Vader or you would have secretly killed me from afar long ago.
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      12-17-2015, 12:36 PM   #2361
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Don't get ahead of yourself. Your no Darth Vader or you would have secretly killed.me.from.afar long ago.
I will disregard your improper use of "your" and your questionable comprehension of periods, and let you know that I have never had any intention of killing you. Aliens can be useful for many experiments...
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How old is Tonka again??
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      12-17-2015, 12:39 PM   #2364
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I will disregard your improper use of "your" and your questionable comprehension of periods, and let you know that I have never had any intention of killing you. Aliens can be useful for many experiments...
You quoted before I edit. Hate typing on my phone but it is what it is. Often adds periods when I think I'm hitting space bar.
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Marry me for a green card?



I asked him for a video of him dancing, but he keeps making excuses as to why he can't. Must be because he's still limping.

Do you want to drink before or after the killing spree?
I would but it seems like a wrong thing to do L. Can I marry you for your mine and your sexy body and because I'd get a bit of Asian blood in my family instead?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-17-2015, 12:41 PM   #2366
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Clearly, nobody in here too "Serial Killing 101" back in college... Worst set of criminals I have ever seen in my life... Plus, Biorin is about the size of an ewok and as intimidating as one as well...

Darth Vader was old and moved really slow... Burnt to a crisp from LAVA and pieced together with leftover parts... And he owed a lot of money in child support so you can add deadbeat...
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How old is Tonka again??
I started cracking up because that was exactly what popped into my head.
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      12-17-2015, 12:44 PM   #2368
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Clearly, nobody in here too "Serial Killing 101" back in college... Worst set of criminals I have ever seen in my life... Plus, Biorin is about the size of an ewok and as intimidating as one as well...

Darth Vader was old and moved really slow... Burnt to a crisp from LAVA and pieced together with leftover parts... And he owed a lot of money in child support so you can add deadbeat...
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How old is Tonka again??
Exactly what I thought of

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You quoted before I edit. Hate typing on my phone but it is what it is. Often adds periods when I think I'm hitting space bar.
I have the same problem, but I also enjoy giving people a hard time... especially when theu question my capabilities as a murderer.

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I would but it seems like a wrong thing to do L. Can I marry you for your mine and your sexy body and because I'd get a bit of Asian blood in my family instead?
Only if the kids get the blonde hair.
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Well I am a doubter biorin.
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Blondes suck b, I want brunettes.
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Blondes suck b, I want brunettes.
Blondes give me boners.
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      12-17-2015, 12:58 PM   #2373
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Blondes give me boners.
+1, and brunettes, and red heads, and bald women.
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      12-17-2015, 01:03 PM   #2374
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+1, and brunettes, and red heads, and bald women.
I love it that you don't discriminate.
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+1, and brunettes, and red heads, and bald women.
+2, and mullets, and half head shaved other half long, and midgets, and Kiera Knightly.
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      12-17-2015, 01:05 PM   #2376
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I started cracking up because that was exactly what popped into my head.
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Exactly what I thought of
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