Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

thats a ruined vagina

a ruined vagina is one that is scared and not being used to its full potential!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

it all depends.. a few years back there was a video that went around the Internet of a girl that could fit a whole guy's head in her vagina.. i think this was after she gave birth or something.. if a hole head could fit in a vagina, what pleasure can a guy get sticking his penis in it?

that wasnt real bro, even during child birth it aint that big unless the woman gave birth to a fat fuck of a kid

Sara · 10-05-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

well then its a good thing you are on the other coast

oh em gee! I take in the mouth to make up for the butt

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

oh em gee! I take in the mouth to make up for the butt

that does not make up for it! the only thing taking it in the mouth makes up for is your period!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

some woman just gave birth to a 19 lb kid.. world record.. wait.. she needed a c-section.. oops lol

exactly lol, the canal is only so big bro, do some research, sometimes they have to cut the vagina and ass as one big hole and stitch them back up

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

my god.. the information that comes out of a sober kevin, i can only imagine the shit you say when your fucking shitfaced

haha drunk im like albert fucking einstien if it werent for the slurring when i drink lol

Sara · 10-05-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

bloody DAMN!

omg jerry. I laughed IRL

Sara · 10-05-2009, 02:16 PM

shower time bbl

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i so got a picture of u in my head stating a theory about pussy and cars when ur drunk.. lmao

yea thats the problem, i am really relaxed and hanging out when im drinking but i start slurring after 2 beers and i talk fast so that dont help, so when i start getting into theory's no one can understand me anyway lol

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

adios..

kevin? where u at

im at work foo, waiting for 330 to get here already

JerzGrl · 10-05-2009, 02:19 PM

my god the things that come out of ur guys mouths..lmao

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

DAMN! u.. im here til 4:30

u should see what goes into Kevin's mouth..

haha sucks for you, i will have 2 beers down by time you get out of work

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i can understand you.. its scary.. and violent, and sexual

yea of course cuz you talk fast too! and your damn phone echo's bad as hell btw

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

just 2.. in an hour? kelly! im not impressed!! i would of expected someone of ur structure to down at least 14 beers by the time i get out

haha i dont drink to impress, thats for college douchers that funnel beer, i take my time and enjoy a good beer lol

JerzGrl · 10-05-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

yea of course cuz you talk fast too! and your damn phone echo's bad as hell btw

he talks to fast he fucks to fast what else is new....

fizzle · 10-05-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

oh em gee! I take in the mouth to make up for the butt

hi sara

no butt love?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ur probably the 10th person to tell me my phone echo's.. that's the DAMN! speaker setup on the voyager.. people been yelling at me about it since october of last year LOL

bro its bad, i kept stopping thinking you were talking and it was me

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

hi sara

no butt love?

fucked up right?

fizzle · 10-05-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

fucked up right?

yea bro you know shes a keeper when she does...

JerzGrl · 10-05-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i've never done it in a girl's butt before.. probably never will.. the thought of a brown hotdog skeeves me out

lmao

fizzle · 10-05-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i've never done it in a girl's butt before.. probably never will.. the thought of a brown hotdog skeeves me out

dude you make sure the bitch is clean first duhhhh

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-05-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i've never done it in a girl's butt before.. probably never will.. the thought of a brown hotdog skeeves me out

never happen unless you banging a pig chick in the butt

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