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      10-05-2009, 02:30 PM   #23783
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dude you make sure the bitch is clean first duhhhh
i think u guys need to give him the sex talk again and what to do and not to do...
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      10-05-2009, 02:31 PM   #23784
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dude you make sure the bitch is clean first duhhhh
sara said her mouth makes up for it, pffft what chick doesnt take it in the mouth, if she wants to be special, she has to do what the other girls wont do
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      10-05-2009, 02:32 PM   #23785
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wtf is a pig chick? is that the girl when you boink, she goes oink?
like trailer park, or a chick that bangs everyone, or a fat bitch, they are always eating and pooping
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      10-05-2009, 02:32 PM   #23786
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wtf is a pig chick? is that the girl when you boink, she goes oink?
pig chick=Michelin man....come on jerry u no this
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      10-05-2009, 02:33 PM   #23787
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do an oil change and install downpipes..
damn right lol, im making my girl reseal my steering box cuz she drives the truck.
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thank you kevin.. because of you, i need to find a towel to whipe my desk down from the water i just spit on it.. BRB
i always make you make a mess in one way or the other
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      10-05-2009, 02:39 PM   #23790
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oh my!
the ideal girl is a fat chick with low self esteem, they wont get lippy, they will do what ever you want sexually, and you can openly cheat on them cuz they think your the best they can do
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      10-05-2009, 02:40 PM   #23791
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i think u guys need to give him the sex talk again and what to do and not to do...
seriously he needs help.
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the ideal girl is a fat chick with low self esteem, they wont get lippy, they will do what ever you want sexually, and you can openly cheat on them cuz they think your the best they can do
lmao...good one
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      10-05-2009, 02:40 PM   #23793
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seriously he needs help.
he dont need help, he keeps craig very very happy
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      10-05-2009, 02:40 PM   #23794
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      10-05-2009, 02:41 PM   #23795
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dear god.. lol

i have one friend wit a fat girl fetish. i might never understand it.
haha that man has issues, but he probably has the least stressful relationship
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      10-05-2009, 02:41 PM   #23796
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he dont need help, he keeps craig very very happy
i mean with the ladiiiiiiies
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      10-05-2009, 02:42 PM   #23797
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i mean with the ladiiiiiiies
there is no ladies
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right now he isn't in one.. but he was wit this one girl that weighed 200 lbs over a year and a half ago... he went missing for a few months from drama between him and her.. we all thought she ate him
damn 200lbs, thats not a fat girl, thats a fat dude bro!
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hahahahahahaahh..
damn an hour left, i need to get outta here already
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      10-05-2009, 02:45 PM   #23800
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i was reading this funny fuck my life story the other day it was like

"my friends set me up on a blind date with this guy. he texted me saying 'i cant find you anywhere, and this fat girl looking at me is bugging me out'.. that fat girl was me.. FML"
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      10-05-2009, 02:45 PM   #23801
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hey u never no they might down ur dick like the down hot dogs...and they might do ATM cause they'll think its choclate....
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      10-05-2009, 02:45 PM   #23802
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LMAO!
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      10-05-2009, 02:46 PM   #23803
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hey u never no they might down ur dick like the down hot dogs...and they might do ATM cause they'll think its choclate....
A2M is nothing new, and i wouldnt bang a big bitch except for a million
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