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      03-04-2016, 12:22 PM   #23827
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I've not doctored any bike short photos.
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      03-04-2016, 12:23 PM   #23828
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Wow... so it really is that small? Crazy. How do you even pee?
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      03-04-2016, 12:23 PM   #23829
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crayon in the bike shorts
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      03-04-2016, 12:26 PM   #23830
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Wow... so it really is that small? Crazy. How do you even pee?
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crayon in the bike shorts
Being a photographer, i manipulated the lighting to deemphasize shadow effects. I have to consider the self-esteem of others before posting something like that. I'm all about building people up.
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      03-04-2016, 12:26 PM   #23831
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Being a photographer, i manipulated the lighting to deemphasize shadow effects. I have to consider the self-esteem of other before posting something like that. I'm all about building people up.
Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.
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      03-04-2016, 12:47 PM   #23833
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Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.
I wear black shorts for a reason. You won't ever catch me in anything other than black shorts. At least in the front and rear. Side panels in color or white is ok.

I bitch about being on display so much when i wear them that my wife and her riding friend came up with an invention of sorts to cover the goods up when not riding. I forget what they called it....

As of now, i wear shorts over them right up until i get on the bike and right when i get back to the car the shorts go back on.
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      03-04-2016, 01:01 PM   #23834
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I put a cup inside my bike shorts so it looks like I have the biggest bulge ever.



Ha! You should see the girls faces when I pull my shorts off! Jokes on them!
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      03-04-2016, 01:17 PM   #23835
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Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....
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Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....
I contemplated posting after him, but I refrained. Mainly because I couldn't think of anything good to say.
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I contemplated posting after him, but I refrained. Mainly because I couldn't think of anything good to say.
I am touched, but... I am married. #nohomo
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Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....
Think I fixed it???
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Think I fixed it???
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess..... no.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess..... no.
Definitely not fixed.
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Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.
JTodd going all Marco Rubio up in this bitch.
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Hey everyone, we can stop picking on ASBSECU E93, the M is real and alive.
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The really odd thing about the kazinski boys is they both lived by themselves in the middle of nowhere. Ted in Montana, David spent 2 years in the desert. No house, no utilities, and not a soul within miles. David got over it and returned to civilization. Ted was living it up with a roof over his head and never returned (on his own)
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I am amassing weapons?
If the hoodie fits... Lol
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