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Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 12:22 PM

I've not doctored any bike short photos.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I've not doctored any bike short photos.

Wow... so it really is that small? Crazy. How do you even pee?

UncleWede · 03-04-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I've not doctored any bike short photos.

crayon in the bike shorts

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Wow... so it really is that small? Crazy. How do you even pee?

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crayon in the bike shorts

Being a photographer, i manipulated the lighting to deemphasize shadow effects. I have to consider the self-esteem of others before posting something like that. I'm all about building people up.

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 12:26 PM

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OMG.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Being a photographer, i manipulated the lighting to deemphasize shadow effects. I have to consider the self-esteem of other before posting something like that. I'm all about building people up.

Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 12:47 PM

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Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.

I wear black shorts for a reason. You won't ever catch me in anything other than black shorts. At least in the front and rear. Side panels in color or white is ok.

I bitch about being on display so much when i wear them that my wife and her riding friend came up with an invention of sorts to cover the goods up when not riding. I forget what they called it....

As of now, i wear shorts over them right up until i get on the bike and right when i get back to the car the shorts go back on.

Axius · 03-04-2016, 01:01 PM

I put a cup inside my bike shorts so it looks like I have the biggest bulge ever.

Ha! You should see the girls faces when I pull my shorts off! Jokes on them!

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 01:17 PM

Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 01:18 PM

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Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....

I contemplated posting after him, but I refrained. Mainly because I couldn't think of anything good to say.

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

I contemplated posting after him, but I refrained. Mainly because I couldn't think of anything good to say.

I am touched, but... I am married. #nohomo

jtodd_fl · 03-04-2016, 01:24 PM

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Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post....

Think I fixed it???

Mr Tonka · 03-04-2016, 01:25 PM

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Think I fixed it???

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess..... no.

Verbiage · 03-04-2016, 01:29 PM

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Think I fixed it???

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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess..... no.

Definitely not fixed.

RJ_ · 03-04-2016, 02:09 PM

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Nicely played sir. I guess all that practice dealing with people pointing out how small it looked has left you well-prepared.

JTodd going all Marco Rubio up in this bitch.

Axius · 03-05-2016, 07:52 AM

Hey everyone, we can stop picking on ASBSECU E93, the M is real and alive.

ASBSECU E93 · 03-05-2016, 08:48 AM

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Hey everyone, we can stop picking on ASBSECU E93, the M is real and alive.

It's ok - they hate us cuz they ain't us

1MOREMOD · 03-05-2016, 08:55 AM

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I am amassing weapons?

08njSTEP · 03-05-2016, 09:30 AM

The really odd thing about the kazinski boys is they both lived by themselves in the middle of nowhere. Ted in Montana, David spent 2 years in the desert. No house, no utilities, and not a soul within miles. David got over it and returned to civilization. Ted was living it up with a roof over his head and never returned (on his own)

Mr Tonka · 03-05-2016, 12:10 PM

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I am amassing weapons?

If the hoodie fits... Lol

MKSixer · 03-05-2016, 01:36 PM

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It's ok - they hate us cuz they ain't us

Hate the game, not the player.

Axius · 03-05-2016, 01:39 PM

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Hate the game, not the player.

I hate you, not in real life, only mentally, because you have an i8 and the M6.

But I still love you indefinitely.

03-04-2016, 12:22 PM	#23827
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6064 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	I've not doctored any bike short photos. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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03-04-2016, 01:01 PM	#23834
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I put a cup inside my bike shorts so it looks like I have the biggest bulge ever. Ha! You should see the girls faces when I pull my shorts off! Jokes on them!
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03-04-2016, 01:17 PM	#23835
Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6064 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Did you see that Jtodd has tried to undermine you in your game thread? You see what he did there don't you?? Quietly trying to end the thread with his last post.... __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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03-05-2016, 07:52 AM	#23842
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Hey everyone, we can stop picking on ASBSECU E93, the M is real and alive.
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03-05-2016, 09:30 AM	#23845
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	The really odd thing about the kazinski boys is they both lived by themselves in the middle of nowhere. Ted in Montana, David spent 2 years in the desert. No house, no utilities, and not a soul within miles. David got over it and returned to civilization. Ted was living it up with a roof over his head and never returned (on his own)
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