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      02-16-2010, 11:31 AM   #23959
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sad part is ive been waiting for a girl to say this.. but instead, i get shane


HAHAHAHAHHA
LMFBAO!!!!
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      02-16-2010, 11:32 AM   #23960
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HAHAHAHAHHA
LMFBAO!!!!
(laughing my fat black ass off!!!!!)




optimum nutrition protein Whey, and Casein...the other stuff is tiger Penis
You keep saying this tiger penis! WTF is this shit! I think you are Fing with me! I have never heard of this! Send em a link! or take a pic of it, or something!
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      02-16-2010, 11:34 AM   #23961
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You keep saying this tiger penis! WTF is this shit! I think you are Fing with me! I have never heard of this! Send em a link! or take a pic of it, or something!
HAHHAHAHAHA..omFG!!!!!!
i just spitted all my kool aid out...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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      02-16-2010, 11:34 AM   #23962
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i just use badger milk
How about creamofsomeyoungguy!
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HAHHAHAHAHA..omFG!!!!!!
i just spitted all my kool aid out...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You drink Kool Aid! You must be fat!
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      02-16-2010, 11:36 AM   #23964
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omfg im watching raw right now wit the jerry springer skit.. WTF
hahahahahahah dude raw was alright last night not gunna lie
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      02-16-2010, 11:36 AM   #23965
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You drink Kool Aid! You must be fat!
I am from South Kalina....i drink kool Aid, with my collard greens and fried chicken...I am fat and a confederate!
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      02-16-2010, 11:38 AM   #23966
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fucking stealing my lines LOL
IT was all your fault...
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      02-16-2010, 11:40 AM   #23967
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what time are you guys down for COD?
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      02-16-2010, 11:41 AM   #23968
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Jerry's first date with a girl!

Jerry - I will swing by and pick you up in my BMW! (Acting all cool guy)
Girl - Oh ok, sounds good!
Jerry - (Calls her on the way there) which road is yours, I cant see over my DAMN! steering wheel, my pillow is in the backseat!
Girl - huh? um.... (nervously) second one on the left? (confused)
Jerry - Rings door bell
Girl - Opens door and goes to give Jerry a hug and grasps nothing more than air, she looks down and frowns!
Jerry - looking up says "Bitch how big is your cunt"!

This is why Jerry has no second dates!
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sad part is ive been waiting for a girl to say this.. but instead, i get shane
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      02-16-2010, 11:42 AM   #23969
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is this the week of the new hours?
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      02-16-2010, 11:42 AM   #23970
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when u get outa work
you take off today?
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      02-16-2010, 11:43 AM   #23971
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no time for COD for me...
I got gym( chest day 2.5 hrs) then out to dinner
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next week my chewbecca looking friend
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I just pictured chewbacca with an hawiaan shirt haha
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when u get outa work
sweet im thinking like 4ish
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no time for COD for me...
I got gym( chest day 2.5 hrs) then out to dinner
i thought u were taking me out thurs/friday? oh my i just realized i get to see you twice this week
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yeah i wasnt feeling too good when i woke up this morning
ahh...sorry girl. you want me to come over to make you feel better
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ALLLLLLLPPPP!
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      02-16-2010, 11:48 AM   #23979
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So the other day I am on the phoen with Jerry and I needed to get situated in my car so I told him to hold on and I put the phone on speaker and set it on the seat of my car! Next thing I hear!

"I'll make love to you, like you want me to, and I'll hold you tight, baby all thru the night, I'll make love to you"

I let him go till he was finished with the chorus and I shit myself laughing! He was like WTF, you had me on speaker!
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